Stop Saying Trump Is Like Hitler
Thank You For Your Attention To This Matter
September 27, 2025
Due to the massive number of people –
possibly the largest number of people in history – coming up to me on the
street, big strong people who never cried before in their lives, tears in their
eyes, begging me, "Sir, can you please repost the amazing piece you did
where you put to rest the insane notion that Trump is like Hitler.
There’s another very good reason to redux
this sucker. Somehow one of the best quotes on this subject slipped down the
old Paying Attention memory hole. Not sure how that happened. It’s not like
there’s a tsunami of tshit crashing all around us or anything.
“I go back and forth between thinking Trump
is a cynical asshole like Nixon who wouldn’t be that bad (and might even prove
useful) or that he’s America’s Hitler. How’s that for discouraging?”
James Donald Bowman, aka James David Hamel,
aka JD Vance, 2016
Not
nearly as discouraging as the fact that you’re now his number two – and I mean
that in every way. From “America’s Hitler” to the ass you love to kiss. Every
fucking day. Your hillbilly mother must be so proud.
But
wait, there’s more…
Propaganda Minister Joseph Goebbels
today ended the professional careers of five "Aryan" actors and
cabaret announcers by expelling them from the Reich's Chamber of Culture on the
grounds that “in their public appearances they displayed a lack of any positive
attitude toward National Socialism and therewith caused grave annoyance in
public and especially to party comrades.” The five include perhaps the best
known German stage comedians…
Just
one more thing from Hair Trump…
Anyway,
please re-enjoy our irrefutable proof of the untruth that claims Trump is like
Hitler. This will help you deal with all the people who insist that Trump is
like Hitler.
September 4, 2025
Given
the relentless trashing of his oath of office, and his utter and relentless
contempt for anyone who is not Donald Trump, including deploying the United
States military against American citizens on home soil, blatantly demanding
Texas to steal House seats from voters, and a list of other infractions too
long and nauseating to mention, many people are saying Trump is like Hitler.
Almost
every day people come up to me, big strong men, women and even children, tears
in their eyes, they say “Sir, we are so sad that Trump is like Hitler. We did
not vote for Hitler. We don’t want Hitler. We don’t want Trump to be like
Hitler. How do we stop Trump from being like Hitler?”
I try
to calm their nerves by responding with an answer to simple, so true, it cannot
be denied and should without any doubt put the whole issue to rest; “It makes
no sense to say Trump is like Hitler. Hitler had a mustache.” Case closed.
“Our
capitol city has been taken over by violent gangs and bloodthirsty criminals,
roving mobs of wild youth, drugged-out maniacs and homeless people.”
Donald
Trump
We at
Paying Attention™ would never say that Trump is like Hitler because if we were
to say Trump is like Hitler, and to be clear, we are not saying that Trump is
like Hitler, many other people – those who like us, refuse to say that Trump is
like Hitler – might take a statement like “Trump is like Hitler” the wrong way.
“The streets of our country are in turmoil.
The universities are filled with students rebelling and rioting. Communists are
seeking to destroy our country…Without law and order our nation cannot
survive.”
Donald Trump**
See, completely different – Trump’s on a white
horse
And
Hitler never said anything like this…
“I
have a right to do anything I want to do. I’m the president of the United
States.”
Donald
Trump, August 26, 2025
I Do
Not See Hitler When I Look At Trump
The
main reason we would never say that Trump is like Hitler is that there is a
huge difference between Trump and Hitler. Adolf Hitler wanted to take over the
world. Donald Trump wants to fuck over the world.
These
are very different agendas.
I
mean, come on, would a murderous dictator who terrorizes his own populace go
around putting giant posters of his vomitous face all over town?
Q: Is Trump really a dictator or just a dick?
A: Let’s go with both.
And it’s
not like Trump is sending masked stormtroopers and tanks into minority cities
to violently assault, terrorize and kidnap non-white people from courthouses,
hospitals, schools, farms and Home Depots. Right?
Oh,
and Hitler didn’t pal around with pedophile sex traffickers and was not himself
a serial rapist. That we know of.
Also,
and perhaps most important, Hitler had the good sense to blow his brains out
when the going got tough.
Just
so we’re clear.
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*Though this reads ‘Trump is like Hitler’, we
are not saying that Trump is like Hitler; the phrase ‘Trump is like Hitler’ is
merely part of the heading. As you will read, or have already read, we are in
no way aligning ourselves with those who say Trump is like Hitler...even if you
are one of those who believes, perhaps reasonably, that Trump is like Hitler.
Our apologies to any who thought because Trump is working straight from the
Hitler playbook, that we implied Trump is like Hitler. You will Nazi us claim
that Trump is like Hitler.
**Oops, this one was actually Adolf Hitler. This was our mistake and for that
we apologize.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought
For The Day.
And not an attempt to convince anyone that Trump is like Hitler.
The big brother banner of his face is so creative!
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