DarnOld Trump v. America's KIA
September 1, 2024
Approximately three thousand solemn memorials are held at Arlington National
Cemetery every year. Not one of those events has ever required any intervention
by ANC authorities since participants are always and only there to pay respects
to loved ones who perished defending America, our democracy and our
Constitution.
That is, until some ignorant MAGAts invited the Orange Ghoul to dance on the grave of their departed loved one. Trump has never shown a whit, or even a half whit of respect to anyone in the military, living or dead, not privates, not generals. Plus, no one expects Trump to do anything that does not benefit him and involve him as the center of attention, so cemetery authorities provided explicit ground rules to Trump’s team in advance of their incursion. We have not been able to verify exactly how many of those rules Trump broke during his assault on the resting place of countless fallen Americans at Arlington. The smart money says all of them.
Not only did Old Bonespurs flout the cemetery’s rules
against campaign photography amid the gravesites, he ignored the wishes of one
of the families who similarly did not want their loved one’s grave
photographed. Naturally, Trump’s team immediately posted a campaign ad misappropriating
ANC on TikTok. Scumbags gonna scum.
We do have it on good authority that one of Trump’s goons verbally and
physically assaulted a female cemetery official who attempted to stop Trump from breaking the law by
abusing his time at ANC to film a campaign ad. The assaultee opted not to press
charges out of fear of retaliation by Trump-addled maniacs, so we will never get the full story.
Trump claimed ignorance (finally something bordering on
truth) of the clearly delineated just before the event regulations, insisting
that there just happened to be cameras right near him
Fat, Furious and Fucked In The Head
We have acquired advance screenings and posters of upcoming scams
from Trump’s latest soon-to-be-failed “businesses” – Trump Studios, whose
mission is to remake B-movies in his own festering image.
After shamelessly (as always) and illegally (no surprise
there either) soiling the memories of thousands of those he considers “suckers
and losers” buried in Arlington for another in an as-yet-unending series of distasteful
and disgraceful photo-ops, crimes and unbridled buffoonery, DarnOld Trump decided to turn his unwanted
attention to plagiarizing a popular movie franchise. Not that we here at Paying
Attention™ could give even
half a shit about the seemingly endless iterations of the Fast and Furious
pantheon, but crime is crime (theoretically, unless you talk to the Supreme
Court regarding Trump) and
we feel a responsibility to bring you any news that washes up on the
shores of our secret undisclosed, non-existent headquarters.
I. Mangrey reporting.
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