Schmuck Of The Day – Odd-Vantz Warning

Is That A Foot In Your Mouth Or Are You Too Stupid To See Me

September 15, 2024

Sure, the Vantz is likely to wear the Schmuck Of The Day mantle many times between now and when he reaches instant, maximum obscurity on November 6^th, but he still deserves his due right now.

The long-time-Trump-hating, woman-dissing, couch-fucking (okay, not really, but why stop saying it if he’s going to continue lying about pet-eating Haitians) douchebag from another planet desperately tried to downplay the 15-megaton kick to the balls laid down by Taylor Swift immediately following the 10-megaton fat-ass whoopin’ Kamala Harris put on Dementia Don during the Thrilla in Phila.

Swift flat-out endorsed Harris in full view of her 280 million fans and anyone else who owns a computer and/or a set eyes and/or ears.

Vantz went to his safe room at Fux News and swung for the sewers with the deafest, blindest and absolute dumbest possible response:

“We admire Taylor Swift’s music, but I don’t think most Americans, whether they like her music, are fans of hers or not are going to be influenced by a billionaire celebrity who, I think is fundamentally disconnected from the interests and the problems of most Americans.”

           I’m JD Vantz and I approve this dumb fucking message…wait, is this thing on?

Vantz, after hearing himself talk

That is a direct and staggeringly clueless quote from a bought-and-paid-for former hedge fund asshole, now bought-and-paid-for faux senator and historically unpopular running mate of a…wait, what would you call him…ahh, that’s it, a billionaire celebrity who, I think is fundamentally disconnected from the interests and the problems of most Americans. Yeah, that’s the one. Well played JV, Taylor will never recover from that one.

Vantz would have been much better off going on Fux and yelling, “They’re eating the dogs! They’re eating the cats! They’re eating the pets!” for a half hour.

This has been your Paying Attention™ Schmuck Of The Day. Fuck yeah.