July 30, 2024
It’s time for
another installment of our newest, Paying Attention™ special feature:
For years, Trump’s toxic ruining mate J.V. Dunce – the self-described hillbilly (though it’s a lie) and actual Yale grad – has been shooting off his mouth (if only) about Democrats being anti-children – that is, when he wasn’t busy comparing Trump to “America’s Hitler” or “cultural heroin, a “demagogue” or “just a bad man. A morally reprehensible human being,” among other things he seems to have completely forgotten. And he just can’t stop.
Vantz has also described rape as “inconvenient.” He says people with children should have more say in our society and our elections. This note’s for him…
Well, listen up you farkakte fuckwad.
So you’re saying
that if you value children you want to get rid of Medicaid? And cut off free
school lunches for children in need of food? Am I getting this right? I’ll
presume you think old folks are garbage since you want to also get rid of
Medicare and Social Security. Right? And you believe that if you’re pro-child
you should be dead-set against a childcare tax credit for working mothers
and/or fathers? Am I close? And speaking of working mothers, you as a
child-loving whatever-you-are, you think that women should stay at home to
raise the children – like your wife the lawyer, who only left her law firm a
week or so ago so she could pretend not to be a working woman? How am I doing
so far?
And last but most, can you see there might be a problem with pretending you give a flying fuck about children – let alone grandchildren – while also pretending that the runaway climate crisis already devastating millions and millions across the globe ?
So far, the only
thing that is becoming obvious, now that everyone has to put up with your Diet
Mountain Dew morality/moronity, is that there is something terribly wrong with
your brain. You should seriously consider trading it in for something less diseased.
In closing, do you kiss your couch with that thing?
We
look forward to the day when a special ops team drags Vantz out of a spider
hole in Cleveland.
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*A word we learned from Hawkeye Pierce at the 4077th M*A*S*H
unit while he searched for a crossword answer to the clue “Five letters: A
Yiddish word for bedbug.”
This has been a Paying Attention™ special feature:
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