Yeah, Biden’s Old. What’s Your Excuse?
July 13, 2024
With all the incessant convulsing over Joe Biden’s spate of
gaffs recently, two things come to mind. One, Biden has forever been known as a
“gaff machine.” Two, watching everyone else who parades across my TV screen
more closely, it is apparent that everyone drops words, speaks the wrong name,
loses their place while reading the teleprompter, etc. So really, WTFF
“I am a gaffe machine, but my God, what a
wonderful thing compared to a guy who can't tell the truth.”
Joseph R. Biden, 2018
As President Biden (who everyone, I mean everyone, knows beat Trump in 2020 like a badly soiled rug) ended his hour-long, very well-handled press conference Thursday night, easily handling complex questions (that reporters had to read from their own notes) on varied topics with cogent answers, one more question came his way…during overtime.
Even though the announcement that the presser was
over was being made, in true Biden fashion, the president did not walk away, which
he could have and should have done. Instead, he fielded the question and scored
a TKO with his (uncharacteristically) succinct tranquillizer-dart of an answer
Reporter: Earlier you misspoke, in your opening answer, and
referred to Vice President Harris as vice president Trump. Right now [ex-]president Trump is using that to mock
your age and your memory. How do you combat that criticism from tonight?”
Biden: (smiling) Listen to him.
If Joe had been holding the mic, he would have righteously
dropped it and then crushed it under his heel like the glass at the conclusion
of a Jewish wedding.
Trump
could not have answered one of the questions Biden parried with anything even
resembling facts or useful information. Trump would not have handled an overtime question with
even a shred of aplomb, certainly not without go racist, misogynist, fascist or
just plain fucking asshole. And probably all of that.
If you want to know what a deteriorating old man in rapid
mental decline looks/sounds/smells like, just take Joe Biden’s advice. Trump’s gaffs and pure,
unrivalled ignorance and stupidity are incalculable. Not to mention the blatant,
unrelenting lies and stories of Hannibal Lecter and getting electrocuted in
order to avoid being eaten by a shark.
All the presumably well-meaning democrats and others who are incessantly calling for one of the most accomplished presidents in our nation’s history are really not doing anyone any favors. I understand the concerns. Everything is on the line. Everything.
This would not be just changing horses in mid-stream. This would be changing from a horse to a unicorn. Naturally, Biden cannot win if his allies keep screaming that he cannot win. So, who the fuck can win? No one knows. No one. That’s no joke. Biden has already done it once, and if everyone would just get behind him up instead kicking him in the nuts every five minutes, he just might save our sorry asses. I, like many if not most Americans don’t care if Biden is in perfect shape, braindead or totally dead or anything else. All I need to know is he is not Donald Fascist Fucking Trump.
Donald Trump: Not Your Average Joke
I am no political expert, never worked on any campaigns, but
I do have a suggestion. Why doesn’t everyone who is so busy beating up on old
man Biden spend their time reminding everyone that
Trump is
virtually the same age
Trump is
the one who repeatedly fell asleep in public (at his trial)
Trump misspeaks
every 30 seconds
Trump is
infinitely more cognitively damaged
Trump was
found liable for sexual assault
Trump was
indicted for election interference in Georgia
Trump was
indicted for his role in the January 6 attempted coup
Trump is
a 34-time convicted felon
Trump proudly
helped overturn Roe v. Wade
Trump incited
an insurrection/attempted coup
Trump said
he wanted to “terminate the Constitution”
Trump stole
classified documents
Trump is
vehicle for the Christo-fascist Project 2025
Trump fawns
over dictators and thinks democracy is for losers
Plenty more where that came from.
Compare
that with Joe Biden’s record. Remind people
of all of this at every opportunity. Leave Joe alone!
I. Mangrey reporting. How’s my driving?
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