July 20, 2024
Sorry
Mrs. Former First Lady, but it's time to change the narrative. When they go
low, we gently kick them in the fucking head until they stop. Naturally, this
is meant figuratively...that is, until they pull another Jan 6. There was
nothing figurative about that attempted coup. And they are preparing to do it
again when Trump gets thumped in November. We can no longer come to the gun
fight with Silly Putty.
Speaking
of old slogans whose time has passed, who among us is not morbidly sick of the
plagiarized, palliative incessantly flung like verbal feces from the mouths of
boobs like Donald Trump and his cult of reptilian cretins
Make
America Great Again
The whole point of this stale, uncreative, backward-looking phrase is to make weak-minded, frightened white people pine for a mostly mythical past. What is not mythical about that past is women were powerless, racism was the order of the day, and ignorance was a virtue. Sounds pretty great, no? NO! Get that shit outta here.
The
Biden campaign should emphasize the future and adopt the following slogan,
which I will gladly gift to them.
Besides
being a catchy, brilliant slogan,* it has the added benefit of pissing Convicted
Felon Donald Trump off so badly, his “hair” might burst into flames:
Also,
the Biden team should begin running ads with video of Trump literally saying to
a gathering of his intellectually vacant horde, “I don’t care about you. I just
want your vote. I don’t’ care.” Video of this incredible utterance should begin
running on a loop. While Trump has already proven this a thousand times over,
his cult mostly remains resolute in their support and their masochism. However,
despite any claims that Trump was merely joking – you know, like when he wanted
to nuke a hurricane, or have the American public drink disinfectant after he
personally let COVID-19 rum rampant, needlessly killing tens of thousands of
Americans – some may take this to heart and stop voting for this fuckwitted
shitbag.
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*It’s not me saying this.
Many people are saying this. People come up to me on the street every day; big
strong men, with tears in their eyes, hugging me, kissing the hem of my
garment, and saying “Sir, that is quite simply the most brilliant campaign
slogan anyone has ever heard, sir.”
I. Mangrey reporting.
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