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With A Chance Of Assholes
July 29, 2024
Who’s got two thumbs and all the charisma of a septic boil?
If you don’t know who this guy is, you’re not alone, and
you’re very lucky. This is JD Vance the Ted Cruz of non-Ted Cruzes.
Vance is a store-bought – by deranged tech bro Peter Thiel (ex-partner of
deranged Elon Musk – oh my, this is turning into a smorgasbord of schmucks)
freshman senator from Ohio, who has some very old-fashioned views – think Cro Magnon
– particularly when it comes to women.
More on this feces-flinging freak next time.
SPECIAL BONUS SCHMUCK
In another demented three-am post on his failing
anti-social media platform, Trump bragged about his “pole” numbers against
Harris and referred to himself as “a fine and brilliant young man named DONALD
J. TRUMP!”
Somebody get this man a mirror, a lobotomy and a
supply of fresh diapers. He is going to be shitting himself non-stop for at
least the next three months…if he makes it that long. He’s really, really old.
Oldest ever to run for president. Older than Reagan when he left office with
his long-standing dementia. Speaking of long-standing dementia…
Not only is Trump the King of The Schmucks, but thanks to video evidence everyone is now laughing at his putts. This asshole couldn't win a tournament if he was the only entrant.
Putz putts
This has been your Paying Attention™ Schmuck Of The Day.
Fuck yeah.
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