Tuesday, July 23, 2024

Trump v. America 2024

Dr. Strangehair
Or:
How I Learned to Keep Worrying and Hate the Bumb

July 23, 2024

Convicted Felon Donald Trump is not actually running against Joe Biden Kamala Harris. He is running against America. Trump is running against law. He is running against order. He is running to rewrite our Constitution. He is running against women, against all people of color, against Jews, Muslims and the LGBTQ+ community. Trump is running to dismantle our democracy, flawed though it may be. For my money, flawed is better than gone any day.

Trump is now very damaged goods. More than ever. He is a desperate, cornered, rabid beast with everything to lose. He has 34 felony convictions hanging around his neck. Convictions on 34 crimes without which he very likely loses to Hilary Clinton in 2016. Some might even say he stole the election.

Countless Ratpublicans continue running to cameras, microphones and anti-social media to swear their allegiance to their fallen zero.

The Fascist/Trump Party has hitched their bedraggled wagon to a stubborn mule with two legs, a heart condition and foaming at the mouth. Think Monty Python’s Dead Parrot Sketch except not only is the parrot dead, the conman salesman is coughing up blood.

  This is a dead campaign

Now Trump, the decrepit, withering old man is running against a much, much younger – not younger than his latest trophy wife, who appears to hate his guts – woman. The oldest presidential candidate in American history is no longer running against Trump; he is Trump. Old. Fake. Fascist. Brain-damaged. Smelly. Rapey. Ignorant. Criminal. Add to all that the fact that Team Trump is in full panic mode, whining that it is illegal for Biden to end his candidacy. Desperate. Delusional. Clueless. 

Trump may be wishing he really had been shot. His campaign may very well be.

I. Mangrey, nauseously optimistic, but not counting any chickens.

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