Paying Attention™ Secret Word – Make America Debate Again

 

Another Ersatz Debate On Tap

September 10, 2024

The debate between Kamala Harris and Donald Q. Trump takes place tonight in our nation’s birthplace, Philadelphia. This will be the first and likely only debate between the rapey convicted felon and the former prosecutor running to keep him out of the White House and on track for the big house.

Both candidates have been busy with debate prep to avoid as much as possible being blindsided by their opponent. We know that Harris is spending a good deal of time preparing for Trump’s lies and talking out of his ass instead of answering questions. We know this because Harris has said as much.

We also know that DarnOld Trump has been feverishly preparing because he told us he has no need to prepare. He also made it known that even when he wins the debate bigly, horrible, fake press will claim that he lost badly. If only.

For their part, most of the corporate media is busy figuring out how to make Trump the delusional dementia patient, who is the oldest “person” ever to run for president and cannot complete either sentence or coherent thought, seem perfectly normal and in no way completely unfit or too mentally unstable (not to mention owning 34 felony convictions and being a rapey fascist) to hold the nation’s highest office. It seems they are hell-bent on living up to “the enemy of the people” epithet that Trump has been tarring them with for so long. Perhaps we will get lucky this time and they will take the side of the majority of Americans, instead of trying to sell us a bill of Trumps.

There’s only one way Il Douche can win this debate*

Unfortunately, the same rules from the disastrous debate between the felon and Joe Biden remain in place. Microphones will be muted when the person – or Trump – is not speaking, and the “moderators” will remain worthless figureheads figurines, posing inane questions and ignoring the inevitable tsunami of lies and non-sequitur word salads gushing  from Trump’s face sphincter.

Turn on, tune in, stand by

We are looking forward to Vice President Harris (unfortunately, only figuratively) kicking Trump’s balls all over the debase stage.

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*And he won't lose any votes. We’d better hope there is a metal detector on site. We know there won’t be a Mental Detector™, or they would not allow Trump to enter the venue.

This has been your Paying Attention™ Secret Word.