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Cloudy With A Chance Of Führers

September 27, 2024

It is commonly considered dangerous territory to throw around comparisons to Hitler. It is said, and with good reason (hopefully). Even without all that genocide stuff, and the attempt to eradicate Jews from, well, the world had he emerged victorious rather than giving himself the full-self-Dick-Cheney while cowering in a fetid bunker as justice closed in.

Speaking of cowards, Comrade Bonespurs, scared to death of having a second debate with Kamala Harris despite constantly whining about how bigly he won the first one, has clearly been studying the oratory stylings of a famous (i.e. historically infamous) public figure of yesteryear. The felonious presidential candidate, who is rumored to have kept a copy of his hero’s speeches by his bed, recently trotted out his new-found skill as an impressionist

Der Furor (at least he didn’t mention the Jews)*

You can judge for yourself if we here at Paying Attention™ are imagining things or not.

Der Führer

You can also let us know who makes a better Hitler

The late, great Dick Shawn as Lorenzo St. DuBois as Hitler

Or

DarnOld Trump doing his best/worst Hitler

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*Trump did however later preemptively blame the Jews – in a room full of Jews – should he lose in November. Take a number. Too soon?

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