Sunday, August 31, 2025

Everything-Is-Broken News – Weekend At Donnie’s

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Death Be Not Loud

August 31, 2025

Don’t take this the wrong way, but Donald Trump is not well. Not just the long-standing, multi-faceted, disgustingly unwell he has been his whole miserable life. Beside all the other stuff, he is physically failing bigly like never before (except maybe when he almost died of COVID). 

Death-Rattle Don disappeared for two days and came back looking like death warmed under. VD Vance is already planning his big day.

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Thanks to JSB IV

This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled high hopes.

3 comments:

  1. What's old is new again. Tell us, do you have a remedy for the gut knots that are an inevitable result of your posts? I mean, a cure after which we'll still be coherent and alive?

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    1. We recommend frequent sobbing and periodic projectile vomiting to purge the system. In order to purge the other system, we have no advice that can be shared on public forums.

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