Saturday, August 30, 2025

Where The Sun Don't Shine

Ewwwwwwwwwww

A gorilla sitting at a bar with a person in glasses

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August 30, 2025

Is it easy or difficult to be both a staggeringly pathetic little man and a brutal dictator at the same time? Done Trump sure makes it look easy. As he rapidly deteriorates mentally, emotionally and physically, his undying need for constant stroking by himself and others is snowballing just as swiftly.

Every time this very small man brings his cabinet together it is nothing more than an exercise in sick-o-phancy. All that happens (as show below) is his hand-picked pukes take turns French kissing his giant ass. And this treacherous cretin actually broadcasts this world class bullshit. Anyone who watches this smooch-fest needs professional help – either for watching it in the first place, or for emotional rehab after watching it.

Jen Psaki’s montage

After this three-hours-long feces-fondling flatter fest, this psychotic suck-up session, this pathetic pandering performance, Trump was rushed to the proctologist’s office complaining of an unusual, severe pain in his siting region. What the doctor found up there was the entire cabinet, most of the Supreme Court, and a majority of both the House and the Senate.

The doctor has since jettisoned all his worldly possessions, retired and was last seen entering a dark cave on a deserted island. There are things you just can't unsee.

I. Mangrey reporting. Please let me know you liked this. And if you have a few extra seconds please tell me how wonderful I  am. Please, please, please... It's not for me, it's for a friend.   

1 comment:

  1. Shame on me for reading your posts in reverse chronological order. Anyone (me) who's exposed to the poop fest even third hand when wittily retold needs psych help.

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