Well, That Happened

Is It Day One Yet?

August 16, 2025

“Before I even arrive at the Oval Office, shortly after we all together win the presidency, we will have the horrible war between Russia and Ukraine settled. It will be settled. The war is going to be settled. I’ll get them both – I know Zelensky, I know Putin, it’ll be done within 24 hours, you watch. They all say, ‘That’s such a boast.’ It will be done very quickly.”
                                      Donald Trump, July 2023*

Well, Trumpy the Clown once again got his ass handed to him by Vladimir Putin. Before Trumpy literally rolled out the red carpet for Russia’s murderous dictator, Putin’s #2 man Sergei Lavrov showed up in Alaska (or Russia, as Trumpy called it) sporting a CCCP (USSR) t-shirt to make sure that everyone in the world would know the main purpose of this tete-a-taint was to humiliate Trumpy, who has never vacillated in his obeisance to Putin. Lavrov has previously always worn a suit and tie when he is in town obtaining national security secrets directly from Trumpy.

Lavrov arriving in Alaska rubbing Trump’s face in his own poop

Donnie’s campaign for the Nobel Peace Prize suffered yet another blow-job as the world watched The Don struggle to get up from his knees after the Summit-Minus-One where nothing of substance happened. The alleged peace talks, which excluded the country that was invaded by Putin, resulted in another embarrassing, disgraceful show of farce by the American president.

No agreement was reached. No agreement was discussed. No concept of an agreement was mentioned when Putin blathered on for 10 of the 12 minutes of post-summit statements about what great friends Russia and America are, followed by a very weak and brief statement by a clearly drained and useless Trumpy.

Trumpy gave himself a ten-out-of-ten for his performance in this Alaska summit/farce. All one can do is wonder if he swallows, or if there is now a stain on his blue dress suit. Putin still owns Trumpy lock, stock and blubber.

Tune in next time when we learn that Dancing Donnie is selling weapons to Russia to help end the war in Ukraine. And Ukraine.

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*Trump said things to this effect 53 times while campaigning, later claiming it was “figurative” and/or said in “jest”. Ha, fucking ha.

I. Mangrey, taking a break from vomiting just long enough to keep reporting.