Knock Yourself Out
October 1, 2026
America owes a debt of gratitude to very-nearly-dead Sen. Chuckles Grassley (FTES-IA) and his fellow travelers…I mean fucking idiots…I mean Fascist/Trump/Epstein/Sedition Party members for dragging former special prosecutor Jack Smith before the Senate Judiciary Committee with only weeks remaining until the midterm elections these yahoos seem destined to lose bigly. Team Trump did nothing but embarrass themselves with lies and raging stupidity rarely seen.
Apparently these
elected knuckle-draggers thought it best to remind all Americans that Donald
“Death-To-America” Trump was found, “beyond a reasonable doubt” according to
Jack Smith to have committed crimes against this country.
The viral moment of
the bullshit hearing was Sen. Eric Schmitt’s gotcha attempt. Schmitt (R-MO)
accused Smith of perjury for denying he had been in Atlanta in February of 2024
to attend an NBA game between the Golden State Warriors and the Atlanta Hawks.
Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-MN) pointed out that Smith instead attended, on the date
in question, a women’s college basketball game between University of Maryland
and the Iowa HAWKEYES. Oops. The reaction of Sen. Katie Britt (R-AL) as it
became clear that Schmitt’s gotcha was instead a exploding cigar says it all…
Britt froze like this for fifteen very long seconds
Schmidt was on the
short list as Vance’s running mate in 2028. Don’t bother remembering that name.
Schmitt’s next title will be ghost.
Second place goes to Lindsey Graham’s undeserving, appointed replacement, his sister Darline whose gotcha accused Smith of going after her sister…I mean brother Lindsey. Smith countered by saying that in fact the currently dead Graham would have instead been a witness against Trump, thereby brushing aside not one but two wild haymakers that not only missed their mark but somehow wound up smashing the aggressors smack in their own faces and sending both to the canvas.
Or was Schmitt in
cahoots with Smith all along? You know you can’t spell Schmitt without Smith…or
shit.
I. Mangrey reporting.
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