Lord Of The AIs

October 13, 2026

The Last Stupor

Trump dined with a bunch of tech bros to hand them the keys to Armageddon. Tuesday’s gathering included a who’s who of the tech world, including (L to R above) Advanced Micro Devices CEO Lisa Su, Palantir CEO Alex Karp, Amazon founder Jeff Bezos, Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang, Alphabet CEO Sundar Pichai, Amodei, SpaceX and Tesla CEO Elon Musk, Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg, Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella and OpenAI President Greg Brockman.

As a result of this gathering of ghouls, these titans of treachery and tech terror have graciously agreed to police themselves as they rush blindly from our dystopian present to our dystopianer future. Their altruism knows no bounds. Actually, it knows no existence. But why quibble.

They sure clean up nice

Here’s what Artificial Donnie had to say after his secret meeting with lords of the Ais

“There’s a belief that there should be tremendous self-regulation, and we automatically have regulation with the Department of Justice, the FBI, all of that.”*

“But the self-regulation is very important.”**

“I’m seeing tremendous self-policing, and they understand that they have to self-police.”***

Yeah, that’s what we all want. A bunch of greedy, power-hungry, socially-disabled uber-nerds with trillions of dollars-worth of conflicts of interest overseeing themselves as they dismantle society and humanity itself.

Tweety Turd posted this on his failed Twitter knock-off site

He didn’t name it Trump Intelligence because even he knows there’s no such thing

Not to be impertinent, but fuck that Super Shit. We have the best idea for what to call the new super, artificial threat to the survival of humanity: Alternative Intelligence. This will be very strongly and powerfully accepted. Everyone knows this. And anyone who doesn’t agree with this can call it something else. Anything but Super Intelligence.

But wait, there’s more…

Not only that, but AI megalomaniac and international man-about-neo-Nazis Elon Murk is part of Piss-Drunk Pete Hegseth’s new Trimuverats at the Pentagon – and Pete is not hiring these clods-in-creeps’-clothing to work in his Pentagon make-up suite. 

Some goofy guy, Newt Gingrich and Elon Murk, reporting for Petey

These three nitwit misfits are going to be Hegseth’s top consultants on actual military issues. They will surely end Trump’s Iran war…or kill us trying. They will not however interfere in any way with Donnie’s war against America. We’ll have to do that for ourselves.

One More Thing

Let us not forget about the

Donald Trump Memorial Jeffrey Epstein Files

They’re still out these…we think.

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*Said the guy who’s been making a fortune from being president, which many people believe is illegal.
**Said the guy with least amount of self-control in the history of humankind, who is completely unregulated.
***Said the guy who doesn’t understand anything whatsoever.

I. Mangrey reporting. You got a better idea?