Navajo Vote Talkers
November 21, 2020
Americans continue to die at record rates. The Chrumpvirus
continues its onslaught as IMPEACHED Fake president Chrump maintains radio
silence. Der Furor has not done a moment’s work since Election Day. He is a
beaten, pathetic loser awaiting countless indictments and court appearances for
everything from sexual assault to rape, to tax fraud, to insurance fraud, to
campaign finance infractions, and if there is any justice in this world – a
bevy of federal crimes and treason.
Despite the thrashing Chrump received on November 3rd
– November 8th, his mindless minions insist the loss was fake news
and that Biden only crushed their beloved bonehead due to rampant voter fraud.
Forget the fact that systemic voter fraud, which has been studied, investigated
and quantified for decades, has been conclusively proven not to exist. Forget
the fact that most of the voter fraud that has been discovered has been
perpetrated by Republican’t voters. And forget the fact that Republican’ts have
been engaged in relentless, systematic and depressingly successful
disenfranchisement of black voters since the drafting of the United States
Constitution.
Even though Chrump himself knows (though he has yet to admit
so in public) that his days as IMPEACHED Fake president are numbered (60½ to be
exact), he has so thoroughly convinced his dangerously demented and devoted delusionists – whose
combined IQ barely totals triple digits – that the election was a hoax, that
they will never be dissuaded from their double-down delusion no matter what
anyone, including Chrump, says until the end of time.
As proof, loyal Chrumpers have been leveling death threats
against a number of election officials and politicians in attempts to intimidate
them into changing legitimate election results. Sen. Lindsey Graham has not
threatened anyone’s life (as far as we know) as if anyone could ever feel
threatened by the lily-livered weasel, but he did approach election officials
in at least three battleground states suggesting that they throw out thousands
of legally cast ballots.
Back in the real world, Joe Biden won by a historic
landslide against an incumbent, albeit incorrigible, incongruous, incompetent,
president. Biden won states like Georgia and Arizona that have been under
Republican’t control for decades. Biden also flipped states like Michigan,
Wisconsin and Pennsylvania, which apparently suffered statewide strokes in
2016, leading to Chrump’s stunning Electoral College victory, which once again*
thwarted the will of the actual electorate, installing another Republican’t
candidate as president despite losing the popular vote.
Biden’s victory was made possible by a surprising voting bloc.
Once again, America’s First People, specifically members of the Navajo Nation,
have been instrumental in saving the United States from imminent danger. During
World War II, Navajo
Code Talkers were able to safely transmit vital top-secret military
information. By creating a code based on their native tongue, critical
strategic communications were able to elude decoding by our enemies.
The record turnout of Navajo voters went overwhelmingly for
Biden – 83% to 17% and was largely responsible for Biden’s margin of victory in
Arizona. The Navajo Nation helped deliver another important message during the
2020 presidential election. This message was no secret, though no less crucial
to the protection and survival of American democracy: Fuck you Donald Chrump!
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*Only
partially true since George W. Bush won neither the popular vote nor the
Electoral College vote, but was instead appointed president by the Supreme
Court after they stopped Florida’s vote counting in the 2000 election.
I.
Mangrey calling them the way I see ‘em.
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