Wednesday, November 25, 2020

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Turkeys In The News

November 25, 2020

Earlier today – Thanksgiving Eve – Donald Chrump pardoned one of the biggest turkeys ever pardoned by any president.

Chrump’s ex-national security advisor and Russian agent Michael Flynn

Barack Obama warned his successor of two things focus on ISIS and whatever you do, don’t hire Mike Flynn. Chrump of course had other things on his mind – primarily, undoing everything Obama did, and ignoring anything Obama said. Oh, and crowd size.

Ultimately, not too long after Chrump did in fact hire Flynn for one of the most high-profile positions in his cabinet – the one post that was beyond the reach of congressional oversight - Flynn twice pleaded guilty to lying to federal agents about his dealings with Russia. He later tried to unplead guilty to no avail. Flynn’s guilt is now irrevocably enshrined for all time, since being pardoned, by definition, admits guilt. Flynn can now be called to testify, unable to plead the Fifth, against anyone and everyone – including one Donald Chrump. Well played, sir. Fortunately, Chrump already looks good, well as good as he gets, in orange.

I. Mangrey reporting.

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