It’s Over Even If The Fat Man Won’t Sing A Note

Climate Crisis, Russia Investigation, Pandemic, Now Election Denier

November 19, 2020

The world’s most powerful and psychotic toddler continues his onslaught against reality. Thankfully, reality still has something to say about itself. It can even bleed through the caked-on orange pancake that makes up a significant percentage of Donald Chrump’s face weight, if not his entire body weight. Chrump almost accidentally admitted his time as America’s ersatz executive is coming to an inauspicious end subsequent to being trounced by Joe Biden in both the popular and unpopular votes, while lying about his (non-existent) part in the development of the potential coronavirus vaccine.

He Doesn’t Know That He Knows He’s Toast

Chrump of course does not even understand what vaccines do, but a little thing like that has never stopped The Don from running his face sphincter. It is surprising he has not yet taken credit for the rising and setting of the Sun. It’s a good bet, assuming he thinks at all, that he thinks the Sun revolves around the Earth. No one knows more about the Sun revolving around the Earth than Chrump.

After his unintentional admission, Der Furor went on to tweet:

After what one imagines was his most recent brain injury, Chrump’s psychosis returned with stunning vigor:

If I was really on Twitter, I might post something like this:

Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger, the person in charge of election integrity in the Peach State, concluded that Chrump “would have won by 10,000 votes. He actually depressed, suppressed his own voting base.” Raffensberger, for some unknown reason resisted involvement with the Chrump campaign well before the election, despite repeated solicitations to co-chair Chrump’s Georgia campaign. Raffensperger also, now famously, resisted entreaties from Lindsey Graham to dispose of tens of thousands of legal ballots in order to reverse Georgia’s electoral preference for Joe Biden. Raffensperger and his family are now the proud recipients of death threats from Chrump’s deluded monsters for the crime of doing his job without engaging in partisan criminal and/or treasonous activity.

Whether willing to admit so in public or not, almost everyone in government, possibly including Chrump during the brief moments his psychosis ebbs, knows full well that Joe Biden will be inaugurated as the 46^th president of the United States on January 20, 2021 at the stroke of noon.

Donald Chrump’s disdain for American democracy will finally be replaced by something much more recognizable as an American presidency, and we will finally be able to view Chrump in the rearview mirror instead of him being an unavoidable, immovable object with which we could not avoid slamming into repeatedly for the past five years.

Still frighteningly close, but much better

I. Mangrey respiring.

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