Chrumpy
November 13, 2020
“Frankly, we did win
this election.”
Donald Chrump, Nov 4, 2020
“No, you fucking did
not.”
Ed Venture, Nov 5, 2020
“No, you fucking did
not.”
80% of Americans, Nov 12, 2020
Remember Chucky? The horror movie about a doll come
to life? For some reason – I never saw the movie, but it was hard not to know
about it due to all the ads – Chucky ended up being a murderous psychopath with
bizarre orange hair. Sound familiar? Our current outgoing president reminds me
of Chucky, as he reportedly stomps around the West Wing alternately raging and
moping as he mulls over his exit strategy.
Chrumpy is looking at literally dozens of court proceedings
in New York City and the state of New York, as well as some number of federal
crimes that may yet turn into indictments. Chrumpy is hold up in the West Wing
pacing, moping, raging and soiling himself for over a week now. Unlike Chucky,
Chrumpy is no doll. He is a real boy. And a real piece of work.
Maybe Chrumpy really thought he won. After all, like an
inanimate horror movie doll suddenly come to life, he is completely untethered
from reality. Maybe Chrumpy really thought he had a legal leg to stand on, and
would ultimately prevail in the courts on the strength of his imagined voter
fraud. Voter fraud that his lawyers have now admitted, in court, under penalty
of perjury, did not actually exist. It is apparently still difficult to prove in
court the existence of something that does not exist. And apparently, Chrumpy’s
lawyers, while they were willing to tell their client that they were prepared
to go into battle on his behalf, were not willing to commit perjury in his
name. What a shame for poor little Chrumpy. Someone change
his diaper before it’s too late.
I. Mangrey recalculating.
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