If At First You Don’t Deceive, Lie, Lie Again
October 5, 2024
You are probably
familiar with a man calling himself Donold Trump. He was arguably president of the United States a little while back. He wants
to be president again in the worst way, which was the way he did it the first
time. Though Trump was objectively one
of, if not the, worst president of all time (George WTF Bush previously held
that dishonor), he likes to tell his tiny-brained rally-goers that he was
actually the best president since George Washington. Now, you’re probably
saying to yourself, “No fucking way.” And well you should.
Even back when a
larger fraction of Trump’s
brain exhibited a modicum of function he was as delusional and/or stunningly
dishonest as they came. Now that his brain has deteriorated faster and more
completely than the Thwaites
“Doomsday” Glacier – which is melting much faster than scientists
previously thought, not unlike Trump’s brain – there is neither hint of reality nor coherent thought or
speech.
Seeing as dementia-addled
(with a side of syphilis) Don likes to compare himself with the Father of Our
Country, we thought we’d throw the old dog a little bone and play along.
If George Washington Was Donald Trump
Or
This has been a special Paying Attention™ Historic Thought For The Day.
