October 21, 2024
We need to take a break from DarnOld Trump and his rapid
mental decline – his douchey dancing, his need to regale his nitwits with tales
of Arnold Palmer’s dick (who died eight years ago)and
constantly whining about acing cognitive tests, not to mention the unhinged
lies, fascism and championship-level stupid. Unfortunately, we have been so traumatized
by following the giant ham hock in a suit that we ended up looking into the
hotly contested Senate race in Texas. The most hated man in Congress (you need
to up your game Matt Gaetz) is still Ted Cruz, who is running against Rep. Colin
Allred who is well within striking distance of finally ousting Cancun Cruz from
the Senate
In 2008, Texas Solicitor General Ted Cruz went to court to
defend a law banning the sale of sex toys. According to Mother Jones, "The
brief by Cruz's office compared the use of sex toys to 'hiring a willing
prostitute or engaging in consensual bigamy,' and it equated advertising these
products with the commercial promotion of prostitution." But US Court of
Appeals for the 5th Circuit thought this argument was stupid. Cruz
wanted to make sure he was the only dildo in the state of Texas.
His old college roommate weighed in:
Peter King (R-NY), no liberal he, vigorously endorsed Cruz’s
presidential bid in 2016. King explained his excitement at the thought of a
Cruz nomination saying, “I tell you, I don’t know — I’ll get some cyanide. I
don’t know what I’ll do. I mean, I’ll just — you know, not gonna tell you.”
Ultra-reactionary Linsey Graham’s take on Ted? “If you
killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate,
nobody could convict you.”
And then there’s former Minnesota Senator Al Franken
The Germans have a word for it.
I. Mangrey reporting. This is not exactly fun.
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