And They Called Him Shitler (Well Not Yet, But They Will Now)
October 26, 2024
Ronald Reagan – remember him? – ran a famous ad with
the tagline “It’s Morning Again in America.” Okay, he also ran on the slogan
Make America Great Again. Times have changed. Despite his slogan being
plagiarized by the same guy who figuratively choked the life out of what was
once called the party of Lincoln, then the party of Reagan, Reagan would be
tossed out on his ear, at best, by those who claim to be members of the party
Reagan led in the 1980s.
Right now, it's dusk in America...and if Trump takes
the White House it will be Night (think Elie Weisel), or maybe Mother NIght, or
maybe Slaughterhouse 2025. Or maybe nuclear fucking winter.
Shitler’s Lust
And let's not forget that Trump
has already threatened to blame the Jews when he loses. This of course goes
nicely with his long history of anti-Semitism. At least he's consistent. And
who was it that blamed the Jews for everything wrong with Trump’s ancestral homeland* Germany in the 1930s?
Rapidly deteriorating octogenarian-in-waiting and Hitler fanboy DarnOld Trump is pulling out all the stops. Der Furor has clearly been boning up on his Nazi schtick. Some of his speech patterns, the few intelligible concepts of plans he is croaking out, and his apparent obsession with holding a Bund rally at Madison Square Garden à la the 1939 "America First" rally at that same venue all add up to Trump going full Hitler in the final weeks of the election and undoubtedly will continue should he take the White House back(ward).
Hitler fanboy Trump in turn has his own fanboys.
No one is saying that all of Trump's
fans are neo-Nazis – many of them are simply racists – but everyone should know
that all neo-Nazis (and racists) are
either Trump fans or something much worse.
In fairness, it must be said that Kamala Harris is wrong about one
important thing. She keeps saying that Trump is trying to take us backward, but
that’s inaccurate. He is trying to take America somewhere not backward, but to
a place we have never really been (not fully, at least). Trump is dead set on taking America hog-tied and horse-whipped into a new full-on
fascism.
I will forgive Harris this understandable misstep and vote for her
anyway.
If You Can't Stand The Heat, Get Out Of The Fascism
The longest-serving of Trump’s dozen or so chiefs-of-staff, Four-Star Marine Gen. John Kelly (Ret.) did a recent interview with New York Times reporter Michael Schmidt, which included this exchange regarding Trump
NYT: Do you think he’s a fascist?
Gen. John Kelly: Well, looking at the definition of fascism: It’s a
far-right authoritarian, ultranationalist political ideology and movement
characterized by a dictatorial leader, centralized autocracy, militarism,
forcible suppression of opposition, belief in a natural social hierarchy.
Certainly the former president is in the far-right area, he’s certainly and
authoritarian, admires people who are dictators – he has said that. So he
certainly falls into the general definition of fascist, for sure.
He would, uh, comment more than once** that, you know, that Hitler did
some good things too. And of course if you know history, again, I think he’s
lacking in that. But if you know what history – you know Hitler was all about,
you’d be pretty hard to make an argument that he did anything good.
According to Kelly, Trump said, “I need the kind of generals that Hitler had.
People who were totally loyal to him, that follow orders.” Professional idiot Trump apparently missed the part where Hitler’s generals were bigly losers and
repeatedly tried to kill his ass. So, for once I agree with Hair Trump – give him the generals he wants.
Trump says that Kelly is suffering from “Trump Derangement Syndrome!” and
lying, thereby validating Kelly’s account.
Anyone remember when way back two weeks ago Trump’s former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Gen. Mark Milley said of
Trump
He is the most dangerous person ever. I had suspicions when I talked to
you about his mental decline and so forth, but now I realize he’s a total
fascist. He is now the most dangerous person to this country. A fascist to the
core.
Well, do ya punk?
According to our non-existent sources, Trump
then went on to wax psychotic about how Hitler’s genitals…I mean generals (when
they weren’t trying to assassinate him) “would ooh and ahh, get down on their
knees chanting, “We’re not worthy” when der Führer came out of the shower.
Ohhhh, I tell you, he was a real man, all man. A regular Arnold Palmer, if you
know what I mean.”
Der Furor Shows Off His (Bowel) Moves
Douchey dancing to the voices in his pants. He looks constipated.
At least Hitler was a better dancer. And he knew when he was beaten. And
he knew what to do when that time came. Trump
seems to have missed these particular lessons from his idol. I wonder if
Dementia Don has a nice underground bunker somewhere. If he can’t do what needs
to be done to finally be with his hero for all eternity, maybe Kristi Noem will
help him out.
If you worry all of this is too hyperbolic, too mean, too much Hitler,
it’s okay because Trump would take all this as a compliment.
Did we mention that Trump is also a convicted felon? Both Hitler and Trump were guilty of high treason. Only one of them did time because of it.
The other was protected by the political
party he continues to hold hostage as they become inexorably enveloped in
Stockholm Syndrome.
__________________________________________________
*Trump and his father both lied over
the years (surprise, surprise), claiming Swedish heritage. Fact check: FALSE
**MORE THAN ONCE!?!
I. Mangrey reporting. I hate/have to keep bringing this up.***
__________________________________________________
***But since every major
newspaper in the country has not only ignored all of Trump’s fascist
festivities, but has instead run with headlines like “Should Kamala Harris Be
Calling Trump a Fascist?” Oy.
MUST HEAR BONUS TRACK
No comments:
Post a Comment