October 28, 2024
How awesome! One of
the opening acts at Trump's
Nazi cosplay rally at MSG was a self-proclaimed comedian named Turd Pinchclap or
something. It seems he fancies himself the racist, dumb-fuck's Don Rickles, as
he spews insults, but ends up mostly insulting his audience’s intelligence –
not an easy thing to do at a Trump/Nazi rally.
What could be
funnier and better at shoring up the Latino vote than this unrivaled one liner:
“There's literally a floating island of garbage
floating in the middle of the ocean right now...I think it's called Puerto
Rico.” Comedy gold…I mean mold. For his sake, I hope this guy lives in Hungary.
For our sakes too.
This faux funny man
must have figured it was fair game to trash Hispanics (and others) since Trump had already called all of America “a garbage
can for the rest of the world to dump the people they don't want.” Wow. Move over Dennis Miller and Greg
Gutfeld. There's are new sad clowns in town.
Like all the great
comedians, Claptrap - or whatever his name was (if he has half a brain he has
already changed it) no one laughs harder at his jokes than he does. The only
line that was even on the same planet as funny was when he said, “Republicans
[his word, not mine] are the party with a sense of humor.” Now that’s
funny.
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*Turns out his actual name is
Tony Hinchcliffe. Be sure to take him off your bucket list.
This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled gnashing of teeth.
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