Historic Thought For The Day – Benedict Donald

If At First You Don’t Deceive, Lie, Lie Again

October 5, 2024

You are probably familiar with a man calling himself Donold Trump. He was arguably president of the United States a little while back. He wants to be president again in the worst way, which was the way he did it the first time. Though Trump was objectively one of, if not the, worst president of all time (George WTF Bush previously held that dishonor), he likes to tell his tiny-brained rally-goers that he was actually the best president since George Washington. Now, you’re probably saying to yourself, “No fucking way.” And well you should.

Even back when a larger fraction of Trump’s brain exhibited a modicum of function he was as delusional and/or stunningly dishonest as they came. Now that his brain has deteriorated faster and more completely than the Thwaites “Doomsday” Glacier – which is melting much faster than scientists previously thought, not unlike Trump’s brain – there is neither hint of reality nor coherent thought or speech.

Seeing as dementia-addled (with a side of syphilis) Don likes to compare himself with the Father of Our Country, we thought we’d throw the old dog a little bone and play along. 

If George Washington Was Donald Trump

Father, I cannot tell a lie. I did nothing wrong. Joey did it.

Or

Father, I cannot tell the truth. I don’t see any cherry tree.

This has been a special Paying Attention™ Historic Thought For The Day.