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October 23, 2024

Thirty-four-time convicted felon (also found guilty of financial fraud, sexual assault, running a phony charity, running a phony university and responsible for hundreds of thousands of dead Americans because of ignoring the COVID-19 pandemic) DarnOld Trump whipped up another photo op on the campaign trail.

Trump commandeered a closed McDonald’s to pretend to actually do a job that many real people do to put food on the table. As if he has any idea what a job actually is. Having spent a good deal of time lying about Kamala Harris having worked at McDonald’s as a student, Trump thought it would be a brilliant idea if he pretended to do (for about five minutes) the same job Harris actually did – making fries. Trump, doing his usual reality tv come on, entered the closed McDonald’s, filled with pre-screened “employees” and asked for a job. Naturally, he could not even do this right. He asked to work “the French fry counter.” Clearly, Dumb Donald has always had someone else pick up his fast food. Then he served fake “customers” at the drive-thru. Not sure if he got the job after they watched him in action.*

Worst, shortest-serving McDonald’s employee ever
You can take these fries from my cold, dead, tiny hands

Professional criminal Trump should not be serving fries. He should be serving time.

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*Hopefully, if Trump manages to stay out of jail his next job will be Walmart greeter…in closed Walmarts.

I. Mangrey reporting. I deserve a break today.