What A Dick?

Straight From The Horse’s Ass’ Mouth

October 25, 2024

As Trump addressed his assembled and dissembled idiots in Latrobe, PA – birthplace of Arnold Palmer, who died in 2018 – (after Trump told himself out loud “I refuse to say it”) he could not help himself from assaulting the crowd with some of his patented locker room talk about Palmer’s “birdie” and he was not referring to a one under par on a particularly challenging hole in a big tournament. No, Trump was talking about the great golfer’s putts…sorry, I meant putz. I'll spare you the details.

Donald “Dancing Queen of The YMCA” Trump may or may not have added, “I always dreamed of getting my tiny little hands around that thing to sink a putt or something. But unfortunately, I only ever heard stories. The best stories. He would never let me even see it, though not for lack of begging. What a great man. All man. Under the right circumstances, he might have kept me from falling for Putin.”

Palmer’s daughter Peg Palmer Wears recalled her father’s “sound of disgust” as he watched Trump speak on television ahead of the 2016 election. Wears said that her father “couldn’t believe the arrogance and crudeness of this man who was the nominee of the political party that he believed in. Then he said, ‘He’s not as smart as we thought he was,’ and walked out of the room. What would my dad think of Donald Trump today? I think he’d cringe.”

He ain’t alone.

I. Mangrey regardless.