Professional Fux Noos weasel Sean Hannity did a recent
interview with half-president Musk and half-president Don. While anyone
watching was able to see Sean giving both “men” figurative blow jobs, no one –
as far as we know – was privy to the happy ending after the cameras were turned
off.
Many people were surprised at the absence of the little Musk
spawn who recently went viral, the last time Mump and Trusk appeared in public
with media present, for walking up to Dictator-On-Day-One-Every-Fucking-Day
Don and tellimg him “You’re not the president. You need to go away.” and then a
bit later, again walking up to his dad’s newest employee, “You need to shush
your mouth”. The actual four-year-old Musk also told the employee at one point
to “Shut up” while perched atop his dad’s shoulders. Don sat there and took it all
like a good pee-on who knows his place. The only thing the actual four-year-old
in the room did not say was “The emperor needs to shut the fuck up.”
This
really happened.
Key To The Shitty
In other news, during a secret Oval Office ceremony,
Wannabe-king Don handed over what’s left of our government to this benefactor
and idol, so Don can have more time on the golf course, of course. Apparently
spending 35% of his time golfing just isn’t enough.
Don
recently said he was confident that Putin would “keep his word” on any Ukraine
deal because they had to “go through the Russia hoax* together.” During the
same event, when confronted with calling Zelenskyy “a dictator” the
Adderall-addled asshole did his Steve Erkel impression replying, “Did I say
that?” Before
shifting into full dementia, adding “I can't believe I said that.” What a piece
of shit.
Death-To-America-Don gave his lips and Putin's ass, or his
whatever, a brief respite so the two bromancers (actually only one of them is
bromancing, the other one is laughing his ass off that his ignoramus suitor really
believes he has a chance with a real murdering dictator) could pose for this
photo-op.
This
didn’t really happen…yet.
I
Can’t Believe It’s Not Bullshit
During
the handoff, Duffer Don proclaimed – as kings are wont to do – “I am proud to
present this key to the White House to the late, great Vladimir Putin, without
whose generous support I would not be here today. Take it away sir. And I mean
that with all my heart…I mean money. Sorry Elon, but when was the last time you
had someone poisoned or tossed out a window?”
What?
No laurel and hearty handshake?
______________________________________________ *Which
the Robert Mueller and a subsequent Senate investigation found was assuredly
NOT A FUCKING HOAX.
Rep. Jasmine Crocket (D-TX, no, seriously), the unflappable congresswoman who nailed EmptyG to the floor with "Bleach-Blonde-Bad-Built-Butch-Body" was asked about
the owner our Bloated-Gasbag-in-chief. She was eloquent and succinct.
At the recent CPAC (Conservative Phalanx of
Assholes and Cretins – or something like that) gathering, good old convicted
felon (is there anyone in Don’s orbit not a convicted felon – other than
Muskkk, who has yet to be convicted) Steve Bannon – not to be out-Nazied by
Muskkk – could not resist showing off his own Nazi bona fides by flashing the
old sieg heil for the mentally-and-democratically-challenged attendees.
BannoNazi making his allegiances clear
The annual gathering of the ghouls whose brains
were eaten by zombies also included Nazi sympathizer fElon Muskkk wearing very
dark sunglasses indoors, at night, and brandishing a chainsaw ala far-right
Argentine president Javier Milei who handed him the accessory. Ketamine Kid Muskkk,
often struggled to form coherent sentences.
Dipshit Muskkk mimics maniac Milei, flailing around like a dick
After unfortunately not chain-sawing his own head
off, Muskkk regaled the CPAC throng:
“The Left wanted to make comedy illegal, ya know.
You can’t make fun of anything. It’s like, comedy sucks, nothing’s funny. You
can’t make fun of anything. It’s like, legalize comedy. Yeah, legalize comedy.”*
Maybe fElon should spend some time on the
internets where a slightly less-than-infinite number of people on the Left are
spending uncountable hours making fun of him 24/7. Then he should try to find a
single example of someone on the Right even coming close to doing or saying
something funny. About anything. He might just die trying, or preferably end up
in a coma trying. We would never wish death to anyone…in writing. Either way,
may he rest in peace.
BannoNazi & Muskkk, I
salute you
Many
of these neo-Nutsies are either flashing and/or rationalizing this salute. They
think they’re cute.
Comedian Does a
Double-Take as MAGA Shows Its True Colors
______________________________________________ *Actual real quote. Not
kidding. It is much scarier to watch than it is to read.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Schmuck(s) Of The Day.
Fuck yeah.
We need to give one last shout-out to Native American
elder/activist Leonard Peltier. Leonard, unlike the so-called “Jan 6 hostages”
did not do the crime he served time for. The recently Trump-pardoned traitors – those vile white
scum, Nazi-wannabes and delusional anti-patriots – were seen by just about
everyone in the world committing the disgraceful crimes they were accused,
tried and convicted of committing. Many were proud of their perfidy, posting
their own video and images of them doing exactly what got them prison sentences.
Though the man-child who incited, inspired and urged them to commit these
crimes never had to answer for his Charles-Manson-like presence in the
attempted murder of America. Then the dimwitted mastermind pardoned them all
with the stroke of a giant Sharpie. WAF – We Are Fucked.
There were no eye witnesses, let alone hours of audio/video
footage, of Leonard Peltier gunning down two rogue FBI agents on reservation
land. Later, in court, there were no credible witnesses. Just the coerced, the
lying agents desperate for a scapegoat, some damned Indian to blame for their
hate, bigotry and stupidity somehow gone awry. There was no justice for Leonard
Peltier who always put his people first, the opposite no-justice from that of
the mob described above.
Peltier was railroaded nearly 50 years ago and was finally
pardoned at the eleventh hour of Joe Biden’s presidency, and very possibly the
eleventh hour of Peltier’s life, since he was deprived of critical medical care
throughout his incarceration. Thankfully, now Leonard
is finally home, having spent nearly two-thirds of his life as, if you’ll
pardon the expression, a hostage. Now he is free to live under house arrest.
One Final Note
This is one of the most intense and poignant songs I think
I’ve ever heard. The song was written and performed by Eugene McDaniels on his
superb 1971 album headless heroes of the apocalypse. I hope you can
spare a few minutes to pay respect to McDaniels, Peltier and all those who have
struggled for freedom and survival since the first illegal immigrants darkened
the shores of this land known as Turtle Island by some of the original inhabitants.
Dictator-On-Day-1-35(so far) Don posted this
on Zyklon B Muskkk’s Nazi-infested anti-social media platform X (SPOILER ALERT
– the X thing you about to see is utter authoritarian bullshit):**
What is this some sort of fucking fascist fortune cookie fortune?
Today’s Question For
The Day:
What country is he
talking about?
Bonus Question:
Since he is doing the exact opposite of saving this
country, what the fuck is his excuse for violating every law?
_________________________________________ *As always, the full context does not make it any better. Also, good
chance this feature will be popping up constantly for at least the next four
years. Sorry. **We apologize for posting this out of chronological order. This insane
bullshit was posted before Don the Pied Pooper called
himself a fucking “king”. It is becoming increasingly difficult trying to
keep up with this sociopathic putz.
This has been another painful edition of Don Trump Actually
Fucking Said This™*
Remember, it will get worse before it gets much worse.
Postscript
I am saving my country. And so are you, dear readers.
Freedom, bitches!
Especially
with this fucker running roughshod over everything.
Most
rich people need to keep us around to keep feeding them money. Zyklon B Musk
does not. Is that why Don is so hung up on showers? Beware government-mandated
showers.
Esquire’s Mitchell S. Jackson, in his excellent and
chilling article Never Again…Again, asked “can you imagine Hitler on X?” Why yes, yes I can.
Get
along little Doge-y.
Open
the pod bay doors, fElon.
___________________________________________________ *Or no votes, but the same outcome.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought
For The Day.
I. Mangrey here. Actually got some
sleep somehow – first time since the election. Back in business, personally bringing you another episode of Don Trump Actually Fucking Said This™. This one’s a doozy.
The syphilitic dementia is on full display, reaching new lows as only Dictator
Don can. I hope you’re sitting down for this one.
The White House, on their Nazi-loving-Twitter
account posted this the other day
Remember when America knew how to deal with a king?
Naturally, nothing about this latest fascist
inanity is in the same galaxy as anything vaguely resembling a hint of truth.
Congestion pricing in Manhattan is not dead – that would be Don’s soul. New
York is not saved – it will only be saved when its name can no longer emerge
from Don’s sphincter-like mouth. He is not the king, a king or thinking. He is
only fucking sucking. And he has already lived long enough. Maybe he could take
in a nice play. I hear there’s a top-notch remake of Our American Cousin
in town.
Trump officially blames Lincoln’s death on DEI
As with Delirious Don, who famously jokes around so much we might all
die from laughter, so playfully painting
himself as a king, clearly the above comments are all in good, clean, patriotic
American fun. You know, like taking a shit on Nancy Pelosi’s desk. I kid. I’m a
kidder.
The great Joan Baez
I assume she’s referring to Lincoln
_________________________________________ *As always, the full context does not make it any better. Also, good
chance this feature will be popping up constantly for at least the next four
years. Sorry.
This has been another painful edition of Don Trump Actually
Fucking Said This™*
Remember, it will get worse before it gets much worse.
Well friends, we tried to take a break. Mostly, we tried to
get I. Mangrey to take a break. It did not go well. We gave up. All I can tell
you is the rest of us are taking a break.
Gooood morning Vietnam…I mean Nazi Germany…I mean AmeriKKKa!
Okay folks, guess who. I’m back. Did you miss me? I did. I
know you thought I would get the critical rest I clearly needed and you were probably
grateful not to have think about tuning in for a while, but there’s no way I
can even sleep, let alone take days off while so much shit is hitting so many
fans.
Thanks to a sizeable donation from an anonymous source, we
now are guaranteed to have enough words to get us through the next four long,
draining, toxic and perhaps fatal years. With the money we got, we now have the
best words. That’s right we have the best words, not that orange-colored,
brain-damaged, narcissistic ogre who claimed to have them 20 years ago. And we
will be sharing most if not all of those and many other words with you dear
readers.
Cherchez
La Fuckhead
I won’t deny that this is all painful – what I’m seeing, and what I’m doing
about it – but this is no time to lighten my load…or yours. And we will not rest so long as Dictator-On-Day-1-34(so
far) Don no longer darkens our airwaves, which he will attempt to do until his
final breath.
I know many of you out there have had a hard time getting
back in the game after the soul-crushing election results. And now Don’s owner
has insinuated himself into almost every critical area of our government. With the
help of minimally sentient lizard people like Hegseth, Gabbard, Patel, Kennedy, Noem, Bigballs and
others too painful to remember at the moment, America is like the sorry cake
Richard Harris left out in the rain all those years ago, and not how it looked
right after being left out in the rain, but what it looks like right now 58
years after the fact.
While
I gather up what’s left of my wits – or at least half of them – take a few minutes
to watch Illinois Governor JB Pritzker explain just where-the-fuck-we-are
right now…
JB Pritzker – A Warning
Also, this wonderful little number
And the dance mix version
I’ll leave it there for now, but I’m not taking a break
until they lock me up. Lock me up! Lock me up! I will not be the 51st state, I will not change my name to Red, White and
Blueland*, and I will not call
the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of You-Know-What, and I will call fElon Muskkk a
DICK. And you should too.
See you tomorrow.
______________________________________________ *In case you missed this
one, budding fascist and negative-number-IQ Rep. Earl “Buddy” Carter (R-Ga)
introduced a two-page bill titled “Red, White, and Blueland Act of 2025.’
Hey gang, I’m back with some Pie filling . While the Paying
Attention™ newsroom remains
shuttered, apparently due to having run out of words – not sure what that’s
about – I’m going to take advantage of the modern era, where DJs can also play
videos.
If you’re not familiar with Jonathan Pie, he hails from our
ex-ally across the pond – the United Kingdom. Pie has been known to share a
thought or two on politics, including the escapades of Don #45 and 47.
With I. Mangrey and the news team sidelined for the time
being, Mr. Pie can bring a bit of laughter, angst and bile to those in need.
Jonathan Pie on The Art of The Asshole
And
while I’m at it, here’s a nice little clip of a concerned citizen speaking up
against the fascist movement metastasizing across the country
Paying Attention™ DJ Ariel
Baddass is once again opening up the request/dedication line for folks to hear what they want,
when they want it, and send it on out there to someone special if they so
desire.
Ariel
Baddass: Hey boys and girls, cats and kitties, all the ships and clippers at
sea. The Paying Attention™ newsroom was locked when I got here this morning. Not
sure what that’s about but I’m ready to do my thing regardless. This is Ariel B
spinning platters of various sizes, though we always defer to our venerable vinyl
whenever possible. Just to remind you, I was asked to leave my last gig after
my tribute to the great Joey Reynolds. Who out there besides me was a member of
Joey’s Royal Order of The Night People? As Joey did on his last day at
WIBG in Philly back in the early ‘70s, I locked myself in the booth and played
John Lennon’s Give Peace a Chance for an hour or so, until they brought
in a SWAT team, a locksmith and a very large gentleman to help me to my car.
Thanks
to the good folks at Paying Attention™
for hookin’ me up to once again play the platters, spin the saucers, dish out
the discs and sanctify the stacks of wax here at WATF. I hope you’ll enjoy us
playin’ the hits, the misses, and anything else you might wanna hear.
I. Mangrey perusing the
playlist
Ariel:
Let’s hit the ground spinning and take our first call. And who do we have on
the line?
Caller:
Hey Ariel, I. Mangrey here.
Ariel:
Hi I. What’s your request and who are you dedicating it to? We’re here to make
it happen.
I.
Mangrey: Thanks Ariel. I think I have a hot one hear. I was putting together an
old-style mix “tape” in a desperate attempt to keep my head from exploding. I titled
it Death To or From Diaper Don. I was checking out some Gil Scott-Heron/Brian
Jackson and stumbled across something I’m ashamed to say I forgot about from
1975’s First Minute of The New Day. I would love to hear Pardon Our
Analysis (We Beg Your Pardon). See if you can notice any parallels to
today’s absolute shitshow.
Gil Scott-Heron/Brian
Jackson – Pardon Our Analysis (We Beg Your Pardon)
Ariel: Wow! That brings back memories. It
seems the more things change, the more they suck even more. Who would have
thought that 50 years later we would have another unelected president. I didn’t
vote for fElon, did you vote for fElon?
I. Mangrey: But, if you’ll indulge me, how
about if we go out on an up note. From the same album, why don’t you play Side
1, track 3 – Must Be Something. ‘Cause, there damn well better be
something we can do. We’re in a tight spot.
Gil Scott-Heron/Brian
Jackson – Must Be Something
Ariel: Send us your requests and dedications
and we’ll get ‘em on the air.
Before I sign off though, check out this old
photo taken outside Independence Hall in Philadelphia on July 4, 1976, when Gerald Ford came
to town, featuring two members of the infamous Philadelphia Painted Faces Brigade –
including someone you might recognize
As Joey Reynolds used to sign off, “Let a
smile be your umbrella, but don’t get a mouthful of rain”.
If you happened to tune in here late yesterday you are aware that we ran out of
words. The Paying Attention team is running on fumes and someone who shall
remain nameless, and frankly blameless, forgot to pay the monthly word bill and
they cut us off. Funds are a bit low since everyone spent most of our
walking-around money trying to get Kamala Harris and a number of House members,
senators and governors elected. Anyway we were able to scrape together just
enough to get this post to press.
We Need A Nap (It’s
Either That Or Reach For The ENDITOL)*
Unfortunately, there
are times when paying attention can take its toll on the attenders. We have now
witnessed an entire soul-crushing years-long-month of the Musk/Trump Reign of Error. Your
faithful, dogged and masochistically attentive team here at Paying Attention™
have been told by their psychological trainer that it is time for a break,
before something breaks, particularly our lead reporter I. Mangrey.
As you can see from
this recent pick-six…I mean dick pic…I mean candid shot of I. Mangrey,
vigilance has its price.
I. Mangrey enjoying the nightly news
so you don’t have to
Please take this
time to be with family and friends. We all need each other right now more than
ever.
Or take to the
streets. Or download the excellent app 5 Calls (seriously, check this out – there is an app), which makes it very easy
to contact your member of Congress or senator to let them know what you think –
pro or con – they need to hear from us as often as possible. Either way, call
your congress critters, senators and governors to tell them thanks for fighting
back or take them to task for being MAGAts.
Or feel free to
revisit some of your favorite Paying Attention™ moments while we recover our
bearings, our see legs and our wits – or at least half of them. We do not have
a timetable in mind for this hiatus, but given the severity of our times, it
could take a while.
Zappa/Mothers – More Trouble Every Day
_________________________________________
*Rent-A-Comahas been sold out for months.
Well,
two of Dictator-On-Day-1-31(so far) Don’s stellar dim-bulbs were allowed
to leave the country. It did not go well. Pete Gin-breath and VD Vance both
figuratively (we assume) wet their pants in front of our allies.
Pickled
Pete had to quickly walk back comments about how Ukraine shouldn’t be allowed
to join NATO and should just do what war criminal/murderer Putin wants Don to
want Ukraine to do.
Idiot-minus-the-savant
Vance delivered a condescending lecture to our European allies about the good
old “threat from within” and how they shouldn’t be mean to their new Nazis.
Hmmmmm, now who was it in Europe that used to caterwaul about the threat from
within? What ended up being his final solution? Anyone?
Trump’s Dopes Put
The Dip In Diplomacy
Both
of these mangey mongrels managed to piss off all of our allies, as America
hurtles toward fascism and possible irrelevance on the world stage.
Vance
whined
“The
threat that I worry the most about vis-Ã -vis Europe is not Russia. It's not
China. It's not any external actor. What I worry about is the threat from
within – the retreat of Europe from some of its most fundamental values, values
shared with the United States of America”.
Interesting;
I would say the same thing about Vance and his two twisted bosses.
Vance
may have taken the Boo Ribbon with his scolding, especially when the most
humorless man in the world “joked” about how if American democracy could
"survive 10 years of Greta Thunberg scolding, you guys can survive a few
months of Elon Musk”, which he prefaced with “And trust me, I say this with all
humor”. And trust me, we do not trust you and you have no humor. You are a limp
dick.
Vance’s
crap drew mostly groans from those in attendance. I guess that’s what happens
when our representatives go around spouting Putin’s talking points to our
allies.
German
Chancellor Olaf Scholz accused Vance of unacceptably interfering in his
country’s imminent elections on behalf of a party that has downplayed the
atrocities committed by the Nazis 80 years ago. Vance met with the leader of
the far right party (the same one Musk Zoomed with last month). Scholz did not
comment on Vance’s cozy relationship with present-day Nazis like Zyklon B. Musk
or Con Ye.
Immediately
after his visit to the Dachau Nazi death camp Vance described his experience
with all the heartfelt emotion of a manhole cover.
It’s cute that Vance
thinks he’s really vice president.
Everyone know that’s Trump. Vance is either window or salad dressing.
Tsunami of Tshit
Back
home, when Dirty Diaper Don was asked “Do you view Ukraine as an equal member
of this peace process?”, his (i.e., Putin’s) reply was “(sniff) Hmmmmm,
interesting question.” For the record, that is not an interesting question. He
added, “I think they have to make peace. Their people are being killed and I
think they have to make peace. I said that was not a good war to go into”. Go
into? In Ukraine, war goes into you. When you are invaded by Russia. Kind of
like America. Except Russia is not invading us with weapons. They are invading
us with Donald Dick, Musk, Vance, Gabbard, Patel, et al.
These
Christo-fascist assholes are leaving nothing to chance.
Dumb-ass
Don and Zyklon B. Musk are furiously at work dismembering American democracy
and every alliance this country has forged over the centuries.
Just before leaving office, President Joe Biden commuted the prison sentence of railroaded Native American elder and activist Leonard Peltier, wrongly imprisoned since 1976. Today, at long last, Peltier was actually released from prison. He will still be under house arrest, but will at least be able to spend his remaining years, albeit with numerous serious health issues, with his family and his people.
We wish Leonard health, help and peace for the rest of his days.
