Monday, June 9, 2025

Broken News: Late Edition – The Fall Guy

Tripping, The Blight...Fantastic

June 9, 2025

Elderly frail and mentally failing president Biden stumbles boarding Air Force One.

 
Climbing Broke Brain Mountain

Oops, that was not Joe Biden apparently. It was some other president, who is old, frail and beyond mentally failing. And is afraid of steps. And walking. And thinking. And talking. And democracy.

Flunky See, Flunky Do

And like a good little, loyal, gutless, sniveling worm, Marco Rubio showed everyone that he could follow in Don’s failing fucked-up footsteps by purposely doing the same dunce-step Big Daddy Don did. Little Marco however, did not slip on the same step as Don did, so no one except the two twits thought Marco’s trick worked. Nice try there lap dog.

Hey, remember when Biden had trouble navigating his way onto Air Force One and the media played on a loop for a year or so? Me neither. 

One could not be condemned for assuming Don “Death To America” Trump had already fallen on his largely useless head after learning that he illegally sent National Guard troops (and then Marines) onto the streets of Los Angeles to do violence against peacefully protesting* American citizens. Against the wishes of California’s governor.

Can you say martial law? Trump can’t, but he sure can enact it. Unless of course his own violent cult members are laying siege to the Capitol. Not only did he let them vandalize the Capitol, beat law enforcement officers, cause on of their own to get shot to death, and attempt to do bodily harm to any number of legislators, he let the perps simply walk away scot-free. And once many of them were hunted down like the vermin they are, and processed through the legal system (remember that?), with hundreds convicted of the crimes we all saw them commit on the TV, Der Furor pardoned every single one of these fuckers to help populate his soon-to-be private army – or militia, if you will.

It is time for the Guard and the Marines to stand up for democracy and refuse to follow illegal orders from the deranged, fascist fuckwit currently holding the title of commander-in-chief. They should not be just following orders.

Get Out And March On June 14th – "No Kings" 

Get out and march on June 14th to show Wannabe King Don we think he is shit at the same time he holds his birthday/military parade to burnish his fascist bona fides.

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*See U.S. Constitution, First Amendment; it’s probably still in there despite being crossed out with a Sharpie.

This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News: Late Edition

We now return you to your regularly scheduled yoga class.

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