Tripping, The Blight...Fantastic
June 9, 2025
Elderly frail and mentally failing president Biden stumbles
boarding Air Force One.
Oops, that was not Joe Biden apparently. It was some other
president, who is old, frail and beyond mentally failing. And is afraid of
steps. And walking. And thinking. And talking. And democracy.
Flunky See, Flunky Do
And like a good little, loyal, gutless, sniveling worm,
Marco Rubio showed everyone that he could follow in Don’s failing fucked-up
footsteps by purposely doing the same dunce-step Big Daddy Don did. Little
Marco however, did not slip on the same step as Don did, so no one except the
two twits thought Marco’s trick worked. Nice try there lap dog.
Hey, remember when Biden had trouble navigating his way onto Air Force One and the media played on a loop for a year or so? Me neither.
One could not be condemned for assuming Don “Death To
America” Trump had already fallen on his largely useless head after learning that
he illegally sent National Guard troops (and then Marines) onto the streets of
Los Angeles to do violence against peacefully protesting* American citizens. Against
the wishes of California’s governor.
Can you say martial law? Trump can’t, but he sure can enact
it. Unless of course his own violent cult members are laying siege to the
Capitol. Not only did he let them vandalize the Capitol, beat law enforcement
officers, cause on of their own to get shot to death, and attempt to do bodily
harm to any number of legislators, he let the perps simply walk away scot-free.
And once many of them were hunted down like the vermin they are, and processed through
the legal system (remember that?), with hundreds convicted of the crimes we all
saw them commit on the TV, Der Furor pardoned every single one of these fuckers
to help populate his soon-to-be private army – or militia, if you will.
It is time for the Guard and the Marines to stand up for democracy
and refuse to follow illegal orders from the deranged, fascist fuckwit
currently holding the title of commander-in-chief. They should not be just
following orders.
Get Out And March On June 14th – "No Kings"
Get out and march on June 14th to show Wannabe
King Don we think he is shit at the same time he holds his birthday/military
parade to burnish his fascist bona fides.
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*See U.S. Constitution, First
Amendment; it’s probably still in there despite being crossed out with a
Sharpie.
This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News: Late Edition
We now return you to your regularly scheduled yoga class.




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