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Calling Dr. Schadenfreude:
Another Unscheduled Rapid Disassembly

June 7, 2025

February 7, 2025

It takes two to stop a tango. Well, it really only takes one, but if that one stops, the tango is over. The most watched season of Dancing With The Scum has come to an unscheduled rapid conclusion. The only real winner at the moment is the audience. The team of Skeve and Greedy was on its way to turning America into one of MusKKK’s rockets, and not one of the ones that doesn’t undergo an unscheduled rapid disassembly.*

How Interesting – Two Cows Beefing

fElon Drugs and Donnie Douchebag are beefing bigly. Like two parents who are fond of clobbering their children every day, America’s two emotionally and physically abusive dads (hey, it’s Pride Month, what the heck) have turned to throwing their haymakers at each other. The kids couldn’t be happier to have even a brief respite from the endless beatings. Though still somewhat cowered in the closet, the bruised boys and girls are having a rare laugh at dads’ expense, not-so-secretly hoping they beat the living shit out of each other allowing the kids to escape with some shred of their sanity left intact.

Our two demented dipshit dads in happier (for them) times;
Daddy E still perfecting his now famous sieg heil

With Daddy Donnie continuing his unchanging role as America’s Biggest Asshole and fElon vying to be the next Liz Cheney (not gonna work shitface) the anti-billionaire/fascist murder of democracy wing of the American public hopes the mutually-assured-destruction passion play currently running lasts at least three-and-a-half years so these to psychopaths stay distracted.

June 5, 2025

Surely, MusKKK thought buying Trump the White House would guarantee him permanent residence at least in the basement. All he got was a lousy $100 billion worth of government contracts, 40 federal cases against him paused, and all of our personal data which he will no doubt be using for niceness instead of evil.

And let’s see those fucking Epstein files please.

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*What regular folks refer to as blowed up real good.

I. Mangrey reporting. Paying attention so you don’t have to.