Schmuck Of The Day – Grease Hegseth

Death By A Thousand Creeps

June 20, 2025

One of the creeps slicing away at America’s jugular is day-drunk goober and greasy-kid-stuff aficionado with a make-up room in the Pentagon, Pete Hegseth. Smirking his way through the brutal spanking he did not realize he was receiving, Pete was verbally beaten to a pulp by one Democrat after another. No answers, no clue. Just drunk-ass arrogance. One of the punishers Pustule Pete had to deal with was Michigan Sen. Elissa Slotkin*.

Drunk Fuckseth during questioning by Slotkin (pictured below with Booze Boy), “Senator, I'd be careful what you read in books and believing it, except the Bible.” (nauseated italics mine**)

Hey, Drunk-O, the ‘50s called and they want their hair gel back

Ladies and gentlemen, Deplete Hegseth, your secretary of douchebaggery, and booze-brained make-believe Christian.

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*Slotkin (who served three tours in Iraq as a CIA analyst, and three terms as representative from Michigan ) had just noted that Fuckseth’s Ratpublican predecessor, Defense Secretary Mark Esper, who dissuaded Death-To-America Don from having peaceful protesters “shot in the legs or something” had “more guts and balls than you”.
**Immediately following Hegseth’s ignorant, faux-pious pronouncement, an exasperated Slotkin could be heard off-camera gasping, “Oh my God.”

This has been your Paying Attention™ Schmuck Of The Day.