Friday, June 13, 2025

Clean-up In Aisle 47

Crappy Birthday Shithead

June 13, 2025

With the exit of waste-fraud-and-abuse maven (though not the way he pretended) fElon MusKKK’s exit from the Worst Wing, we can assume that all of new waste, fraud and abuse has been rooted out of the hated federal government.*

The Trump Nazi: No waste, fraud and abuse for you!

Trump’s own plan is to maximize only the waste, fraud and abuse that he likes. You know, the kind that either puts more money in his pockets and/or provides sufficient ego fluffing. Donald “Death To America” Trump is planning a big, bogus dickhead…I’m sorry, dictator-style military parade down the streets of our nation’s capital.

Lying as always, Il Douche is masquerading this disgraceful, distasteful display as a celebration of the 250th anniversary of the U.S. Army, when in reality it is his birthday present to himself since it will be held on Trump’s 206th birthday, tomorrow. This is the closest Pvt. Last Class Bonespurs has come to anything military – using our military as camouflage for his pathetic perfidy.

Naturally, Trump never pays for anything himself so this shitty shindig is expected to cost us taxpayers upwards of $50,000,000 dollars – at least that’s the number they’re throwing around in public, so you can bet the little you’ll have left that the price tag will be significantly higher. And that does not include the estimated $16,000,000 in damage to the local infrastructure. Not to mention the massive disruption to traffic and life in DC that will accompany the extensive repairs. Naturally, there will be no disruption to the onslaught of fascism and filth we deal with every fucking day of Don Trump’s reign of terror.

Happy distress-Flag Day

Speaking Of Abuse And Terror…

If you have not seen the footage of the violent assault and handcuffing of Sen. Alex Padilla (D-CA) who was doing his job, trying to ask a question of dog-murderer/DHS secretary and evil Barbie Kristi Noem, you need to see Trump’s thugs in action. Unsurprisingly, after the disgraceful incident Noem blatantly lied about every single detail of the encounter. Every. Single. Detail. In fact, Padilla’s question arose in response to the lies Noem was spewing during her press event.

Sen. Padilla being removed from news conference with DHS Secretary Noem

This is now, and presumably only so far, the second Democratic lawmaker arrested for doing their job – coincidentally, Padilla is Hispanic and Rep. LaMonica McIver (D-NJ) – who was arrested while Trump’s gestapo was illegally arresting the mayor of Newark, and is now going to trial – is a Black woman – by the fascist state being constructed by Trump where America used to be.

Of course, in between these two atrocities was Der Furor’s occupation of Los Angeles, which has now been judged by the 9th Circuit appeals court to be illegal and ordered to be ended. Unsurprisingly, the subsequent appeal reinstated Trump’s fascist wet dream.

Shit’s getting realer and realer by the minute. If you turn around and look way back you can see still the Rubicon we have crossed. Don’t let it fade from view. Democracy is being stripped away on all fronts.

Go out and march somewhere tomorrow while peaceful protest is still legal. It might not be for long.

Mose Allison – Ever Since The World Ended

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*Just kidding. There was never anything resembling a real attempt at reducing waste, fraud and abuse, just making sure the waste, fraud and abuse were being perpetrated by MusKKK and Trump.

I. Mangrey reporting. How's my driving?  

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