June 8, 2025
It's time once again
for one of our readers' favorite Paying Attention™ special features (Keep that
card or letter coming in):
We will from time to
time bring you special moments of stunning, toxic and mind-blowingly-stupid
lacks of self-awareness. And there promises to be no shortage of opportunities
in 2025 because ignoramuses like Lauren Boebert, Empty G, Donald Trump and a
cast of thousands of objectively mentally defective government officials continue
to waste valuable oxygen allowing them to emit foul smells and awful sounds.
There has been much,
far too much according to many people, talk about what Joe Biden – who will go
down in history as one of the most successful presidents – didn’t know and when
did he start not knowing it.
For those out there
who might be unaware, Joe Biden is no longer president. But the guy who is
president at this very moment is certifiably insane. He can’t complete a
thought, let alone a sentence. Plus, this guy makes Benedict Arnold seem like
George Washington.
Idiot bastards like
black cracker Rep. Byron Donalds (R-FL) refused to let Biden be president after
crushing Diaper Don in 2020, and kind of won’t let him stop being president so
they can blame Biden for everything Trump is fucking up. Ratpublicans are
desperate to distract us from the clear and PRESENT brain damage Trump exhibits
every goddam second of every painful day.
A number of
Fascist/Trump Party stooges are making Biden’s-failing mental state out to
be the most heinous crime against the American people in our nation’s history.
Well, since we’re
reaching backwards instead of looking where we are right now, and where we seem
to be heading (think Thelma and Louise), I would like to zoom out just a bit
further.
Open Up The Memory
Hole
Does anyone remember
a guy called…now what was his name…it’s on the tip of my finger – the middle
one – but I’m getting on in years and my memory ain’t what it used to be…oh
wait, I’ve got it; his name was Ronald Reagan. Does anyone remember a guy
called…oops, I already did that part…does anyone remember how St. Ronnie was
battling Alzheimer’s for some number of years while his wife, who ran
everything by her astrologer, ran the fucking country? Anyone? Bueller?
Was it actually
Nancy who broke every law in the book, trading arms for hostages while Ronnie
was insisting he (or she) would never negotiate with terrorists? Remember when
Ronnie told a shocked nation on March 4, 1987, “A few months ago I told the
American people I did not trade arms for hostages. My heart and my best
intentions tell me that's true, but the facts and evidence tell me it is not.”
So even after the
facts and evidence told him what he “believed” (you can’t spell believe without
LIE) was not true, his heart and “best intentions” still told him it was
true? What the fuck does that even mean? Obfuscation at its best? Or
Alzheimer’s at its worst?
Fuck anyone who
wants to get upset that a guy who as president (though he did plenty of crappy
things before that) did more for more people than Reagan ever considered, can
sit on top of one of fElon MusKKK’s soon-to-blow-up-shortly-after-lift-off
rockets and rotate.
And don’t even get
me started on the guy fucking everything straight to hell as we speak.
I’m sure I’ll find
some time to grapple with that in a minute or two, but for now I will go in
peace…I mean to pieces.
Look What I Found
I suddenly found
some time to devote to King of the Cretins. Desperate Don reposted one of the
dumbest conspiracy theories in history:
While there’s no question that Democrats often manage to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, even they are not feckless enough to murder Joe Biden and replace him with a robot and/or clone that seemed as frail and disabled as fascist/Trumpers claimed Biden was. Does Trump believe what he reposted? Does he know his own name at this point? Is this thing on?
We’re out of time, so
we’ll leave it there for now.
This has been a Paying Attention™ special feature:
Look Who’s Fuckin’ Talking™
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