Broken News – What’s In A Re-Name

The Not-So-Few, The Proud, The Gay

June 5, 2025

June is Gay Pride Month, so naturally the fascist/Trump administration took the opportunity be hateful, petty and shitty.

Harvey Milk – the man and the Navy Ship

The United States Navy Ship (USNS) named after gay rights activist/icon Harvey Milk has had it’s name stripped. Offensive Defense Secretary Pete Fuckseth couldn’t even be bothered – or was just trying to be the biggest, limpest dick possible – to preemptively have a new name ready before pathetically un-naming the vessel. Methinks the loser doth protest too much.

To be fair, Fuckseth is also going to strip the names of Harriet Tubman, Medger Evers, Thurgood Marshall and Ruth Bader Ginsburg from the vessels that bear their names…you know, because fear and loathing.

So, as big, beautiful Broadway-style fuck-you to self-emasculating nimrods, nut-jobs and nitwits like Fuckseth and his fellow travelers, Paying Attention™ proudly gives you the flaming genius of Randy Rainbow

Spoiler Alert: He’s gay

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