A Song For The Rages
June 12, 2025
You might not know that one Pamela Bondi is the Attorney
General of the United States. Or you might have known and erased this
disturbing information from your mind. Or you might know and often cry yourself
to sleep as this thought intrudes on your sheep count.
And how you might ask, did perky/pukey Pamela get to be the
Attorney General of the United States? Let us not forget that Blondie was
Trump’s second choice to credibly-accused statutory rapist and all-around real-life
poop emoji Matt Gaetz. Not exactly great padding for a resume.
In March 2016, the perpetually overworked Citizens for
Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW) discovered that the Trump
Foundation had broken the law by giving an illegal $25,000 contribution to the
Orwellian-named “And Justice for All”, a political group supporting Bondi.
Oops.
This was a big story and resulted in the beginning of the
end of Donald Trump’s political career…oops, wrong timeline. It unfortunately
and naturally elicited a slap-on-the-pinkie fine of $2,500. Part of the bigness
of the story was the fact that Bondi suddenly dropped a case against Trump
“University” shortly after Dear Donald caused Polythene Pam’s campaign coffers to
swell . Big story, but not big enough to save this country from itself as it
points the loaded barrel that is Trump at its head in a game of global Russian
Roulette. Now with more Russians.
In any event, Bondi was also a former lobbyist for the rogue
state Qatar, which is now a minority owner of Donald Trump, Inc that handed
Trump a flying white elephant that will cost us over a billion dollars to
retrofit, and another nail-in-the-coffin in which our democracy is being shoved
after having been dragged out of the back of Trump’s golf cart.
For all these reasons, it seems appropriate to immortalize,
since we cannot yet memorialize Ms. Pamela Blondie in a patented Paying
Attention™ song parody, sung (by you) to the tune of the Beatles’ Eleanor
Rigby*…
Pamela Blondie
Ah, look at all the stupid people
Ah, look at all the stupid people
Pamela Bondi
Spits on the law in the land where democracy’s been
Making us scream
Waits at the White House
Wearing the face that she lies with, that piece of shit whore
Who is she for?
All the stupid people
Where do they all come from?
All the stupid people
Where do they all belong?
Donald J. Trumpy
Writing the words of a tweet that the world must hear
Living in fear
Look at him lying
Making up shit with a side of dementia and fake stupid “hair”
What does he care?
All the stupid people
Where do they all come from?
All the stupid people
We know where they belong?
Ah, look at all the stupid people
Ah, look at all the stupid people
Pamela Bondi
Died in a ditch and was buried along with her name
Nobody came
Donald J. Trumpy
Wiping the blood of democracy off of his hands as he walks from the grave
No one was saved
All the stupid people (Ah, look at all the stupid people)
Why won’t they go away?
All the stupid people (Ah, look at all the stupid people)
What else is there to say?
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*Fittingly, just as Bondi was
the B-side to Matt Gaetz, Eleanor Rigby was the B-side to Yellow
Submarine.
Brought to you by the award-wanting Paying Attention™ song parody team.
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