It Blowed Up Real Good...Or Did It
June 26, 2025
Every
fucking thing our War King Stiff president said about his impulsive bombing of
Iran’s nuclear facilities was a fucking lie. After distracting us with another
of his patented “I’ll let you know in two weeks”, Disaster Trump surprised
everyone (except Iran) by ordering the bombing of three of Iran’s most crucial
(as far as we know) nuclear enrichment sites.
Let’s
run down the lies relating to this particular episode of Celebrity Asshole:
There
was no immediate threat of anyone getting nuked by Iran. The human disaster
made his decision against all intelligence – both professional and what little
he personally possesses – according to reports, based on a “feeling”. One need
probably not be reminded that the “feeling” was that of a paranoid, sociopathic,
immensely ignorant autocrat with dementia.*
While
the targets may have actually been hit, the primary target was not “completely and totally
obliterated” as Damaged Don claimed. Add to this the likely fact that Iran had
already moved all the good stuff in anticipation (thanks to Don’s
two-week-two-step) of the attack.
Iran’s
nuclear program, which had been possibly neutered by an agreement brokered by the
Obama administration, then scuttled out of spite by Trump, was not ended once
and for all by Don’s bombs; it may have been set back a few months at best.
According to US intelligence, Iran’s stockpile of enriched uranium and not
destroyed…the centrifuges are largely “intact”. Again with the fucking
intelligence? What about the “feelings”?
There
was no actual ceasefire as Donny Fuckface claimed. Maybe he should have
considered talking to someone other than his mirror before announcing a
ceasefire between two other parties. Apparently, it was only a concept of a
ceasefire…and a shitty concept at that.
Perhaps
the most likely scenario at this point is that Iran rescued their nuclear
material, their machinery is either still intact or soon-to-be-repaired, and
they will appear to behave very well for the next 6-12 months while secretly
developing their very own nuclear bomb – on Trump’s blind watch, thereby
protecting themselves against future threats to their safety.
Dumbass Don showing how to surrender like a real man
Trump
of course, will blame Biden.
And
this fuckwit keeps whining about how much he deserves a Nobel Peace Prize. He
does deserve a No-balls Putz Prize.
Lastly,
when Der Furor angrily croaked that Iran and Israel “don’t know what the fuck they’re
doing” because they were not playing along with Don’s phony cease fire, he was,
as always and only, talking about himself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJt5ccnZstU
Martin Mull – Bombed Anyway
Maybe Don should stick to what he’s good at – brain
damage and domestic terrorism.
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*I too have a feeling, but it is vastly different than his.
I. Mangrey reporting. What’s your excuse?
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