And
A Sociopathic Pig Shall Lead Them
October 11, 2025
Petulant #47 has
been raking in tens-of-billions of dollars via various what many people who are
not me are calling extortion gambits. Much of this booty – like $16M from
Paramount/CBS, $22M from Meta/F@$*book, $15M from ABC, and who could forget that
$400B white-elephant-jet the Qataris couldn’t give away, but Trump gladly took
(that will cost us taxpayers over $1B to retrofit for his private use, still
leaving any possible, however unlikely, future president in need of a new Air
Force One).
You can bet your
tired, depressed, soon-to-be-jailed ass that the Donald J. Trump Fake
Presidential Library will be the only construction project involving Trump to
come in well under budget, but not the only one in which the contractors are
left holding the bag. And not the kind of bag that Tom Holman got during the
FBI sting – you know, the one that contained the $50,000 bribe, and that no one
is willing to answer any questions as to the ultimate disposition of said
ill-gotten gain.
On the subject of
presidential libraries, after disgraced, mental patient and two-term president
Richard Nixon attempted to have his Watergate tapes all for himself and/or
eventually destroyed, it became law that all presidential records were the
property of the American people (remember them?).
What’s In Your Wallet
Bathroom?
So naturally, when
Trump suffered his humiliating defeat at the hands of Joe Biden in 2020,
truckloads of those public records somehow – and no one to this day knows how –
ended up strewn all over Mor-On-Lago, including, but not restricted to a
bathroom full of boxes of, for lack of a better word (because there is in fact
no better word) stolen documents. So, there’s that.
Trump’s Mor-on-Lago bathroom/stolen document overflow storage room
It was never
determined which was more mind-bogglingly stupid – the fact that this bathroom
is stuffed with boxes of stolen documents or the fact that this bathroom
includes a fucking chandelier. You make the call.
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