If It Talks Like A King, And Shits All Over Everyone Like A King...
October 21, 2025
In response to the powerful rebuke of Pro-fa President Shit-For-Brains – the nearly 3,000 completely peaceful NO KINGS! rallies, featuring more than seven million peaceful Americans*, across this nation, in big cities and small towns, in every single state of the Union – mentally defective wannabeking Don insisted “I’m not a king” and then posted not only the most disgusting AI video, but the most self-unaware self-own yet.
In the pathetic,
childish and sickening video depicting our Alpha Asshole piloting a jet which
dropped shit all over protesters, Baby Don, and the plane’s pilot wearing a gold
(of course) crown. Not to mention the words KING TRUMP plastered on the side of
his shit-filled plane. He is apparently illiterate.
“I am not a king.”
Donald Trump, October 18, 2025
He is not a king?
Then what the fuck is he?
And, It Gets Worse…It
Always Gets Worse
Speaking of
sickening, on the day after the massive FUCK-YOU-DONALD protests, our
Disaster-in-chief, who promised not to impact the White House with his useless,
garish and oh-so-kingly and universally (with the exception of the deplorable
idiots who swoon with stupidity over their lard and monster) unwanted ballroom,
and you’re not going to believe this, has lied to us and has already destroyed
a section of The People’s House for what will surely be dubbed the Trump
Ballroom. For the man/baby who has everything…except balls.
“It won’t interfere
with the current building. It won’t be. It’ll be near it but not touching it —
and pays total respect to the existing building, which I’m the biggest fan of. It’s
my favorite. It’s my favorite place. I love it.”
Donald Jizz
Trump, July 2025
The White House was meant to be less auspicious than the grandiose castles of kings and emperors, not the gaudy whorehouse Crassputin has been turning it into. What a classless puke this guy is. He wants the White House – Our House – to look like Saddam Hussein's grotesquely opulent palace. With any luck, he will also end up in similar living quarters.
The Trump Era will
go down as the largest scar on, and possibly the end of, the two-and-a-half-century-long
Great Experiment that had been American democracy, though it will likely never
show up in any historical account.
One Cannot Help But
Wonder
How many YES KINGS!
rallies were there?
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* Including a massive turnout in occupied Chicago, which stretched for
two miles. And unlike anything having to do with pro-Trump gatherings, there was absolutely zero violence...and not one protester stormed the Capitol. Or grabbed anyone by the pussy.
This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled nightmares.



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