Talk Is Creep

They Always Call Him Mr. Shutdown

October 29, 2025

As we stumble toward the record books, with the longest government shutdown in American history just a seven days away, and no sign of dialogue of any kind, the clinically insane, undeniably autocratic wannabe dictator Donald Trump continues his war against America and democracy. Der Furor has instructed his Children of The Corngress not to negotiate with Democrats. He's so butch.

The only thing Donny Death March does worse than democracy is…

douchey dancing!

Death-To-America Don remains steadfast in his scorched-earth/demolished White House campaign. He has no problem watching American children starve because of his Big Beautiful Shutdown. No problem if millions of Americans won’t be able to afford health care and might die. Crassputin is fine with the members of the military, who he considers “suckers and losers”, not getting paid for a while, or with our airports becoming void of air traffic controllers. He clearly has no interest in anything except building gaudy vulgar, grossly undeserved monuments to himself – including his Bad Bullshit Ballroom . What a sniveling shit weasel. Of course, he couldn’t have done it without the democracy-ending, precedent-trashing collusion of the six criminal scumbags on the Extreme Court.

Can you spot the malodorous miscreants who handed America over to Trump

These are the actual words from Donald Tantrump on Gov't shutdowns:

April 7, 2011

“If there's going to be a shutdown, I think it would be a tremendously bad mark on the president of the United States. He's the one that has to get people together.”

September 30, 2013

“The president's the leader, and he's got to get everyone together in a room, he's gotta lead. Uh, 25 years, in 50 years, in a hundred years from now, when the government, it's, you know, they talk about the government shutdown, they're gonna be talking about the president of the United States. Who was the president at that time?”

February 6, 2016

“With Congress, you've got to get everybody together in a room, and you have to get them to agree. You have to get people in, grab 'em, hug 'em, kiss 'em, and get the deal done.”

Then suddenly during yet another shutdown while he is president, this time in no small part to avoid releasing the Jeffrey Epstein Pedo-files...

March 13, 2025

“If there's a shutdown then it's only because of the Democrats.”

For a guy who still refuses to admit that he lost the 2020 election, Dumold Trump can’t seem to grasp who the fuck is president in 2025. 

I. Mangrey reporting. Gotta run, I feel my breakfast coming up.