Thought For The Night – Post-NO KINGS! Edition

NO KINGS! We’re In Charge

October 18, 2025

Estimates have seven million American patriots in the streets to protest the fascist takeover of our country by no less than the convicted felon, traitor and vengeful psychopath aka the president of the United States. Looks like 95-year-old mastermind George Soros was very busy making signs for NO KINGS! Day. Soros cleverly made each sign look handmade to avoid suspicion.

We did not sign any contracts, but we expect our Soros checks to arrive any day. Perhaps even a Nobel Peace Prize. Soros has a lot of money, so we’re hoping we may be able to retire from our day jobs, or maybe outsource this blog to Nambia or Aberbaijan.

Here are just a few of the thousands of signs we spotted today

And that was just a sample of the Philadelphia scene. No kings, Donny. Fuck off.

Compare all that with the countless beautifully printed on high quality paper matching signs seen at a Trump rally of mindless, talentless, highly overrated losers, led by the most mindless, talentless, highly overrated cult leader.

Obviously hand-maiden...er, made

This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought For The Night.