Can You Spare A Couple Of Schmucks?
October 8, 2025
During
what he saw as his big-boy lecture to 800 of America’s top military leaders,
whose boots he was not fit to scrape dog shit from the bottoms of, Secretary of
Violent, Stupid War Fighting Pete “The-Not-So-Recovering-Alcoholic” Hegseth
made it clear to those assembled that there will be no more “fat troops”, “fat
generals” or “beard-os” in his military.
Oops!
Apparently, as far as Hegstench is
concerned, the emperor has no flab. Hard to tell if Pete needs a drink or had
five too many.
not-at-all-patiently for his boss to keel over
Our attempts to discover just how
long Hegseth spent in his custom-built-at-taxpayer-expense Pentagon make-up
suite to prepare for his stunning foolish, incredibly pathetic, ill-received,
completely unnecessary and immeasurably hypocritical mouthing-off to our
nation’s top military commanders.
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*More like 5/3 at best. Not counting his
frequent dementia breaks.
Ya gotta love it. Or else.
Nothing so manly as hegstench getting extra botox and wearing makeup and hair products to talk about how the military is too girly
ReplyDeleteHe's the man...or something like it. I saw him almost do a push-up.
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