Buy The Farm! Buy The Farm! Buy The Farm!
October 30, 2025
We have
mentioned this before, but as we are always looking to help our dear leader, we
thought it was worth revisiting. A while back, we were rummaging around the
internets and came across this beautiful farm for sale. It is still available,
and the purpose we had in mind for it has not faded in the least.
Now that
our mostly deceased president has literally decimated his current domicile,
maybe it’s time for him to find happier hunting grounds.
Perhaps no one has
rubbed his face…shown Donny this beautiful resting...I mean restful place yet. Someone should show
him the farm.
Doesn’t this look peaceful and way the fuck out
of the way?
Many people
are suggesting that it might be advantageous for Donald Trump to buy the farm.
Trump
Is Losing His Marble
Given
the irrefutable evidence of deterioration we are seeing in Trump's physical and
mental states, not to mention all the psychotic fascist feces he’s been
flinging, it might be best to expedite the process. Plus, as shown in this
picture, this barn has an East Wing the master baiter…I mean builder could turn
into dust whenever he wants.
What the hell is going on with ankles that
barely fit in his pants?
Almost-Dead
Donald cannot walk in a straight line (Time for a breathalyzer? Or a
neurologist?), and his two remaining brain cells are about to go Thelma and
Louise, plus…
What
the fuck is that thing popping out of his shirt collar? That does not look healthy at
all. He might want to have that thing removed before it spreads.
Buy
Now, Or We Pay Later
That
beautiful piece of land shown above – which happens to be upstate – is still
available; we are more convinced than ever that Deteriorating Don should buy
the farm before it's too late. Seriously, where would Trump be happier than a
nice farm upstate?
This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought
For The Day.
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