November 12, 2025
In a futile and stupid gesture to take the focus off of Sleepy Don’s disastrous domestic policies – you know, tax cuts for the rich, government shutdown (now the longest shutdown ever), take food and healthcare away from the tired, the poor and the huddled masses yearning to just fucking survive, Trump tried to shift the conversation to foreign policy. Trump, who can barely keep his beady eyes open when he's not the one yammering away, has shown no interest in anything other than denying the reality of his failing presidency, blaming Joe Biden for everything, getting revenge on every perceived enemy and America in general, committing crimes and dissolving the Constitution and perhaps most important to him, rolling around in gold doubloons like Smaug and building monuments to himself. Like any pathetic, self-obsessed dictator would.
The Senate has now
voted – thanks to seven Dems and one Independent – to end the
shut-the-fuck-down. Now the House has to put their two cents in to make it
official. The House is poised to return from House Squeaker MAGA Mike Johnson’s
self-imposed eight-week-long paid vacation – mainly to avoid having to vote on
releasing the Trump/Epstein Pedo-files – to vote on officially ending the Turmp
Shutdown. Funny thing: Squeaker Johnson will then have to swear in “recently”
elected (some 70 days ago) Adelita Grijalva (D-AZ), who ran on, and vows to become
the 218th member needed to vote on releasing the long-demanded files
to the public. By most accounts, there is much more Trump than meets the eye in
those documents, audio tapes, etc. A veritable piñata of putrid pedophile perfidy.
Whack away!
Il Douche had his
unsightly, zip-coded ass handed to him in the recent elections all across the
country that hates his miserable guts. Fortunately for him, he has his
classless new marble and chandelier bathroom to tend to his ass. Dour Leader
decided to show his fuckwit bona fides on the international stage by hosting
fellow fascist pig Viktor Orbán in what’s left of the White House.
The Trimvirate…oops, I mean Triumphant Rats
Trump, seen above (just a few days before hosting
another Let-em-eat-cake gala at Mor-on-Lago while 12% of Americans go hungry)
likely bellowing at a reporter, while Vance takes a selfie and Viktor Orbán imagines killing the reporter with his bare hands.
This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled
ICE raid.
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