Broken News – Release The Hounds...I Mean Files

The Votes Are In

November 18, 2025

“i have met some very bad people ,, none as bad as trump.
not one decent cell in his body”
Jeffrey Epstein, child sex trafficking monster

“I don’t understand why the Jeffrey Epstein case would be
of interest to anybody. It’s pretty boring stuff.”
Donald J Trump, pussy-grabbing scumbag rapist

“I want to relay this message to [Donald Trump]
I am traumatized, I am not stupid. I am traumatized, I am not stupid.”
Haley Robson, Epstein survivor

Suddenly, Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump has given up the ghost. Literally. Well, maybe not the actual ghost, but all the ghost’s pedo-files. Big Daddy Donny, who ran on releasing all the Epstein Files, quickly changed his out-of-tune and did everything he could to 1) blame Democrats for not releasing them sooner, 2) insist he had nothing to hide because all of Epstein’s friends were Democrats*, and 3) finally claim he wanted the House to vote on releasing everything Epstein. Even though Trump himself had the power to release everything with the over-sized stroke of a big fat Sharpie, without involving Congress at all.

Before today’s vote – even MAGA politicians weren’t stupid enough to think they could continue to weasel their way out this one – many people were saying that at long last Trump was able to read the writing on the wall. Not true of course. Someone had to guide him over to the wall, point at the giant indelible message on the wall and read it to him, probably several times. So yes, Trump was read the writing on the wall, had it explained, probably with large, colorful Crayon drawings, as many times as necessary to get him to admit it was time to bend over and take what he had coming.

Despite House Squeaker MAGA Mike Johnson stalling for nearly two months, in the hope that the American public would forget that the president was best friends of the most notorious pedophile/sex trafficker/blackmailer Epstein for more than a decade, during which time Epstein was doing his worst, the House today passed the Epstein Transparency Act compelling the Justice Department to release the entire Epstein Files with an overwhelmingly bipartisan vote, 427-1. The Senate passed the bill on a procedural “unanimous consent.” It now goes right to the president’s desk for his veto-proof signature. Checkmate, asshole.

Donny’s cheating heart likely skipped a few beats, then started pounding louder than a big bass drum. Alright. It’s a bitch. Then he started whimpering. Like a dog. Like a bitch.

While all this voting was going on, Il Douche distracted himself by snuggling up to journalist-dismembering Saudi pig/dictator Prince Mohammed bin Salman in the remains of the White House. In the Oval Office, no less. Where Trump once again publicly took the lying word of a murderous tyrant over that of the American intelligence community, while literally defending the brutal dismemberment of Washington Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi at the behest of bin Salman, who sat there grinning like the cat that ate the body parts of the journalist.

The Epstein Transparency Act requires the DOJ to release the files within 30 days. Trump already has at least one plan to block the release of the Epstein Pedo-files. Or perhaps to change the definition of ‘day’.

Looking forward to seeing how this plays out. Those of us here will surely be, to coin a phrase, paying attention.

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*Despite the fact that 99% of the pictures we have seen of the king of child sex trafficking with others are of him with Trump.
 

This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled giggling fit.