November 4, 2025
War criminal, waterboarding aficionado, drunk
crippled-bird-hunting-partner-face-shooter, covert CIA operative outer and
ex-vice president under George WTF Bush, Dick “Dick” Cheney has finally
departed the world he worked so hard to fuck up beyond repair. He has shuffled
off this mortal coil. Bereft of life, he has gone to meet his maker. He is no
more.
He must go straight to hell. He cannot pass GO. He cannot
collect $200.
Of course it’s considered bad taste to speak ill of the
dead, but given the current state of the world, which Cheney helped to fuck up
so badly, bad taste has, at least for now, and especially on this day, lost its
influence on human interaction. If it ever comes back we’ll let you know.
Given all that, there is but one thing to say on this
auspicious day:
It’s about fucking
time.
Good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow.
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