Don Trump Actually Fucking Said This™*

 

Maxwell’s Orange Hammer

November 16, 2025

Reporter: Have you ruled out a pardon for Ghislaine Maxwell?

Asshole: I haven’t even thought about it. I mean, I haven’t thought about it for months. Maybe I haven’t thought about it at all. You just asked me a question. I don’t talk about it. I don’t rule it in or out. I don’t even think about it.**

It makes you wonder how he even manages to form recognizable sentences. He seems to form his thoughts – such as they are – right after words come out of his face sphincter. He was never the sharpest bulb in the food trough, but the dementia is strong in this one. How long can he go on like this? More important, how long can we go on with him like this? The latter could very well be shorter than the former.

Let us pray.

Our father – or more likely, mother – who may or may not be in Heaven – if such a thing actually exists – please have mercy on our – again, taking a leap of imagination and/or faith here – souls and deliver us from this utter and complete fucking shit show – no doubt about this part.

And let us say, Oh man. 

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*As always, the full context only tends to make it worse.
**With the very likely exception of every fucking second of every fucking day. Probably what he’s thinking about while he sleeps through Oval Office events.

This has been another painful edition of Don Trump Actually Fucking Said This™*
Remember, it will get worse before it gets much worse.