Blob The Builder
November 1, 2025
After giving this considerable thought, it finally occurred
to me that we are all overreacting to Blob the Builder's surprise removal of a
chunk of the White House. Why is no one focusing on the upside, the fact that
he left most of the iconic and historic symbol of our democracy standing? Sure
it might only be temporary, but for now let’s focus on the positive. Amiright?
Much of the White House remains
intact…for now
Why is everyone just automatically so angry with the little
guy? Is it because he's a racist, a rapist, and a pedophile who was besties
with the King of Pedophiles Jeffrey Epstein during his heyday and who talked
openly and repeatedly about wanting to date his own daughter?
Is it because not even Osama bin Laden was stupid enough to
damage our White House the way Trump did? Is it because Damaged Don incited an
insurrection and still can't shut the fuck up about having lost the 2020
election?
Could it be because he’s a poor little rich boy born with a
silver spoon up his ass? Or is it merely his pathetic excuse for
"hair" and his amateurishly applied and clearly unhuman hue of
artificial skin coloring by Sherwin Williams?
The final question is: Is he really Blob the Builder...or
Blarney Rubble?
Or
maybe T-Wrecks?
We now return you to your regularly scheduled screaming into your pillow.
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