November 3, 2025
RFingK, Jr. about to give birth
to bouncing baby brainworm
Bobby Brainworm is
suddenly walking back his senseless claim that Tylenol causes autism.
Duh.
Oh shit, I left my brain in my
other pants!
Could it be that
Bubblebrain Bob was about to have the living shit sued out of him and his
science and health-free Department of Death and Human Sacrifice? Inquiring
minds (that have not been half-eaten by brainworms) want to know.
We are not walking
back our claim that RFingK, Jr. causes stupidity.
Oh my god, I’m complete fucking
moron.
This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled Tupperware party.
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