November 13, 2025
New information has
come to light about some of the interactions between King and Queen of the
Pedophiles and blackmailers Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, and a guy
called Donald Trump*…oh and a redacted someone known only as “VICTIM” with whom
this Trump character apparently spent some hours at Epstein’s house.
Via Instagram
This information
became public as the result of a subpoena served on the Epstein estate. This is
likely whence any juicy tidbits on the Trump/Epstein case will emerge, even
though it appears very possible the House will vote to release the Epstein
Pedo-files now that Mike Johnson’s 50-day stalling hiatus designed to avoid
swearing in Adelita Grijalva who, after being elected nearly two months ago,
was all that stood between the American people and access to all the Epstein
evidence.
However, given 1)
the amount of time that has lapsed and, 2) the ubiquitous, unrelenting and
shameless crime and corruption that is the entire raison d'être of the Trump
administration, this reporter will not be the least bit surprised to learn
that, oopsie, it appears there never were any Epstein files. Donald Trump’s
non-existent dog ate them. Or Trump himself accidentally ate them. Or I t was all just a Democrat witch hoax
fake news hunt and Donald Trump will be suing America for a thousand million gagillion
dollars for besmirching his otherwise squeaky-clean, mint-condition reputation
as the nicest, most honest, most beloved and least racist person in the history
of the United States. Also, Donald Trump never even met himself. He does not
own a mirror and has no knowledge of his alleged existence.
Show Me The Epstein
If we do end up
seeing any evidence the Formerly-Known-As-Justice Department has been sitting
on and is forced to release (assuming Rep. Nancy Mace doesn’t jump off the
release-the-files ship because she is in the midst of some kind of stroke
marathon), we believe the documents will all look like this:
Audio files will be
nothing but bleeped-out hours and white noise – not the white noise we hear out
of Trump’s face sphincter every day, but the meaningless static-y sounds…again,
not the meaningless static-y sounds coming from Trump every day, but the other
stuff, like when tv stations went off the air late at night in the old days.
I’m old enough to remember when shit just shut down for a few hours every night
because there was still a shred of sanity in the human race. Buh-bye to all
that.
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*Yes, that Donald Trump. Referred to in an Epstein email to Maxwell as “the dog that hasn’t barked.” And why hadn’t that dog barked? Was it too busy licking its balls? Epstein also stated, about Trump – in another email to journalist/slimeball Michael Wolff – “of course he knew about the girls as he asked ghislaine (sic) to stop.” Could this be why Trump had Epstein “commit suicide”?
OTHER BROKEN NEWS UPDATE
Last night the House of So-called Representatives voted to re-open the government for two months, after which we will go through this whole death-dance again.
This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled
heebie jeebies.
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