A New Definition Of Insanity: Donald Trump
On the Re-fucked-up Pool:
“And then the fake news says, “Oh, well, it didn’t
work. Of course it worked. Everything I does works. What I do works. In fact I
looked at it just a little while ago, it looks perfect already but we’re fixing
it.”
Donald “Lying-Stupid-And-Wrong-As-Usual” Trump, June 24, 2026
On Dems
winning the midterms:
“You’ll live in squalor. There’ll be no food. There’ll be no housing. There’ll
be no military, no law and order. There’ll be no nothing. There’ll be no
nothing. You’ll be a third world inhabitant in every way and everyone will
suffer or die.”
Donald “Talking-About-Himself-As-Usual” Trump,
June 26, 2026
Says
the guy doesn’t care that he caused food prices to go through the roof, refused
to sign a housing bill just days earlier because he was having a tantrum, has
depleted our military capabilities for a war of choice that he lost bigly, is
running a massive criminal enterprise out of the Remains-of-the-White House,
and killed more Americans than any other president.
It looks perfect already
but we’re fixing it.
Dear
Don:
Sir,
it is difficult to type with all the tears in my eyes. I am admittedly not a
big, strong guy who never cried before. But now, as I think about you, the
tears are streaming from my eyes. These invisible vandals who took a box cutter
or knife of some kind, as you so strongly keep saying, and sliced up the big,
blue, beautiful indestructible pool, or pond, or lake covering, must pay for
their non-existent crime of the century. Plus, it looks perfect already but
we’re fixing it? Can you hear yourself taking, sir?
Also,
having no nothing is a good thing. You must be a stupid person. And seriously,
learn the fucking language, King Minus.
And
please, and I mean this sincerely, with all due respect – please, go fuck
yourself, or get some big, strong man with tears in his eyes to do it for you. A
grateful nation will thank you.
Yours
Bigly,
I. Mangrey
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