On Golden Shower Pond

The Donald Trump Memorial Rejecting Pond…Or Lake As Some Call It*

June 19, 2026

I am Scam. I am Scam. Scam-I-Am.

That Scam-I-Am! That Scam-I-Am! I do not like that Scam-I-Am!

Do you like green pool and scam?

I do not like them, Scam-I-Am.
I do not like green pool and scam.

Would you like them in D.C.?

I would not like them in D.C.
I would not like them near a tree.
I do not like green pool and scam.
I do not like them, Scam-I-Am.

Would you like them on the Mall?
Would you like them spring or fall?

I do not like them on the Mall.
I do not like them spring or fall.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green pool and scam.
I do not like them, Scam-I-Am.

Would you prefer them in in your face?
Would you prefer them any place?

Not in my face. Not any place.
Not on the Mall. Not spring or fall.
I won’t prefer them here or there.
I won’t prefer them anywhere.
I will not like green pool and scam.
So fuck the hell off, Scam-I-Am.

Death-To-America Don has been loser…I mean laser…nah, let’s stick with loser-focused on making the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool great again.

Naturally, he had to brag about the size...which he had nothing to do with

Marvel at Trump’s beautiful blue Reflecting Pond…or Lake…or Sludge Pit. Your eyes do not deceive you. It is Trump that deceives you; that is not American Flag Blue you are looking at. You can’t even glimpse it through the green slime. Trump’s glorious aquatic fuck-up immediately turned to shit – or should I say an algae wonderland. It looks like everyone within a ten-mile radius has been blowing their noses into the pool. It looks like Trump took a bath in there.

Trump's Refluxng Puss Basin

Algae has been an ongoing problem in the Reflecting Pool. It seems that the algae attack on the pool has never been this bad this fast.  Like everything else Trump puts his “mind” and/or name to, it turns to shit faster than you can say Rumple-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-this-sick-fuck-stiltskin. And you will never guess that many on the other side of the pool are blaming Obama.

The iconic Reflecting Pool now mostly reflects Trump’s total and unrelenting greed, thievery and incompetence. To be fair, maybe it cannot be considered incompetence when there was never any intention whatsoever to have a job done right. After all, the main idea behind the “renovation” was, as it is with everything, everywhere, all the time with Donny Do-Bad, to put more of everyone else’s money in his ill-fitting pockets; it never had anything to do with improving anything but that.

If Trump actually wanted to do something constructive, he might have hired people who knew more than just their home addresses (presumably) and what size shoes they wore (allegedly), and instead tried to hire people who at least proposed ideas on how to better manage the algae problem before just slapping on a coat of paint that was known and warned would do exactly what it’s now doing, (for $13 million) and that you can bet your ass will be deteriorating in six months.** And we of course will have to pay to un-fuck it.

I guess we should be glad he didn’t put his fucking name all over the pool.

It’s A Pool, You Fool

It’s not a pond it’s not a lake
It’s a pool you fool
And you’re a fake

Please pack your shit
And fuck yourself
And please already, quit

You’ve fucked this country every possible way
You’ve taken all and given squat
And most of us can’t take even one more fucking day
This country needs lots and lots of everything you’re not

It’s a pool you fool
With a capital P, and that rhymes with T
And that stands for Tool

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*No one fucking calls it lake. No one.

**Damn! Once again we waited too long to post this. The fucking paint is already flaking off.

No, this is not an overhead shot of Florida after a big meal.
That, my friends is a slab of what some are calling “American Flag Blue” paint.
But at least you can finally see the paint through the algae. Checkmate.

I. Mangrey reporting. I’m cold Yossarian.